[Saman]

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

[Saman]

>
>Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only
>thing in life!!
> --Anonymous
>------------------------------------------------------------------
>An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets
>the more interested he is in her.
>--Agatha Christie
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
>should be happier than others.
> --Oscar Wilde
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
>--Scottish Proverb
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
>--Sam Kinison
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers
>that your wife will give you for free.
>--Anonymous
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Bachelors know more about women than married Men; if
>they didn't, they'd be married too.
>--H. L. Mencken
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry
>later, for another thing, they die earlier.
>--H. L. Mencken
>------------------------------------------------------------------
>"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
>- U2
>------------------------------------------------------------------
> Marriage is a three-ring circus:
> --Engagement ring
> --Wedding ring
> --Suffering
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a
>ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
>of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
>-------------------------------------------
>I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
>She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
>I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
>------------------------------------------------
>We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
>--------------------------------
>My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
>--------------------------------
>She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
>------------------------------------------
>She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
>Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
>---------------------------------------
>Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married.
>He says, "The wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs....."
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
>front door,
>whom do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after
>you let him in!
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and
>started
>back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling
>at a grave.
>The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
>"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
>
>The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with
>your
>private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
>before.
>For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
>
>The mourner took a moment to collect himself, and then replied, "My wife's
>first husband."
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
>wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too.
>But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The
>husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
>After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

[Princess_A]

matter of opinion sis

[Saman]

[Roop]

[Saman]

Thanks

[sarah_1]

Originally posted by Saman
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

:D nice

what about LAPTOP woman ????

[Saman]

Have no idea... app he kuch sooch kar bata do...

[Eminent GrL]

GR8888888888888888 !