[sarah_1]

FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

5. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.

6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bath.

7. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of Men.

8. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black Suite."

11. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

12. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

13. If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he

a) got older,
b) got a new job, or
c) visited a psychiatrist,
you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.


14. No man is charming all of the time.

15. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

16. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

17. Men are less sentimental than women.

18. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

19. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

20. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

21. Men forget everything; women remember everything.

22. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened

[shararti_larka]

Originally posted by sarah_1
FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

5. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.

6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bath.

7. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of Men.

8. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black Suite."

11. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

12. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

13. If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he

a) got older,
b) got a new job, or
c) visited a psychiatrist,
you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.


14. No man is charming all of the time.

15. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

16. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

17. Men are less sentimental than women.

18. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

19. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

20. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

21. Men forget everything; women remember everything.

22. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened

:::::::::::::::::::::;ooey sara men ne tumhara kia bigara hai::::::::::::::::::::

[S Muhammad Ali]

Originally posted by sarah_1
FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

5. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.

6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bath.

7. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of Men.

8. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black Suite."

11. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

12. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

13. If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he

a) got older,
b) got a new job, or
c) visited a psychiatrist,
you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.


14. No man is charming all of the time.

15. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

16. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

17. Men are less sentimental than women.

18. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

19. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

20. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

21. Men forget everything; women remember everything.

22. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened

zulm hai yeh Men k sath zulm

[mala khan]

sarah ji ab men kay gusay say bachooo

[Hasan99]

Nice post

[Neo]

Originally Posted by sarah_1

FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MEN

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

5. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.

6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bath.

7. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of Men.

8. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black Suite."

11. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

12. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

13. If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he

a) got older,
b) got a new job, or
c) visited a psychiatrist,
you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.


14. No man is charming all of the time.

15. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

16. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

17. Men are less sentimental than women.

18. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

19. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

20. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

21. Men forget everything; women remember everything.

22. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened

hahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa.. nice one.. infact really nice...

[DIYA_786]

Dekhoo to sahiii, saach baat ki mardoo ki to chubiiiii kitniiiiiiii unkoooo

[Neo]

may to tareef kar raha hooo
kab chubhi mujhey..

[mahamwaqar]

Originally Posted by sarah_1

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black Suite."

LoL!
Its funny ..

[freeek]

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

LOLS....

[Maniamna]

Originally Posted by shararti_larka

:::::::::::::::::::::;ooey sara men ne tumhara kia bigara hai::::::::::::::::::::

Asalam u alikum janab kaya hall ha ummed ha ap thek hon ga sorry main itna arsa nahi aya lakinn ab main a gaya hn janab ap na jo cheating ker ka likha ha ap ko chaye tha ka apna damagh ko is tamal ker ka likho aenda khayl raha

Regards & Thanks

Nabeel Ejaz Malik

[Neo]

Originally Posted by Maniamna

Asalam u alikum janab kaya hall ha ummed ha ap thek hon ga sorry main itna arsa nahi aya lakinn ab main a gaya hn janab ap na jo cheating ker ka likha ha ap ko chaye tha ka apna damagh ko is tamal ker ka likho aenda khayl raha

Regards & Thanks

Nabeel Ejaz Malik

atay sath hi ... HALLA bol diyaaa

[HULK]

neo, is this true about you that i am reading?
tumhain aisey describe kiya gaya hai are you like that?

[Maniamna]

Asalam u alikum
yaro kaya hall ha or kaya ho rha ha umeed ha sub thek hon ga or kasa chal raha ha ya forum koi masla to nahi ha or sub ake dusra sa sahi terha bat kerta ho na koi larai to nahi kerta or apna ids da do ya sub mara id add ker lo yahoo pa chat kia karan ga

[Style Mantra]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz interesting :D

[Mahira414]

that was superb especially the last point ha ha ha ha i really like it

[Neo]

Originally Posted by HULK

neo, is this true about you that i am reading?
tumhain aisey describe kiya gaya hai are you like that?

ji ye meray (MAN) k baray may kaha gaya hay bilkul sahi kaha gaya hai ..... magar kya ye AP k baray may nahi hai ???.. kya aaap?? OH NOO...... is it?????? ...