[jamjoom]

Ishq..da..surma..ro..ro..khurna..raas..kise..nu..a ave

yaari..tan..har..koi..la..lainda..koi..virla..tod. .chadave.....

[jamjoom]

Jee karda hai tere kol aake ruk javan,
Hanjhu ban ke akhan cho teriya galan te aake suk javan,

Rabb hor kujh deve na mainu bas
teri bukal vich aake mukk javan..........

[jamjoom]

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......

why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

[jamjoom]

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "

[jamjoom]

In battle Santa was wearing mosquito net instead of bulletproof Jacket Banta askd why?

Santa replied:"jad machar nahi es wicho lang skda ta phir goli ki hai"

[jamjoom]

Two witches bought two wrist watches, But which witch wore which wrist watch?

[jamjoom]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[jamjoom]

Red Lorry Yellow lorry Red Lorry Yellow lorry Red Lorry Yellow lorry....

[jamjoom]

Daily v r interested 2 open Inbox & read so many messages But How many times v open QURAN daily & How many SURAH v read? Think.. Respect ALLAH more than ur Cell. QURAN will support us on judgement day. Not the Cell. So Insha allah read QURAN daily with meaning. More than the Cell, Plz fwd to all..

[jamjoom]

Modern
Obedient
Neatful
Kindful
Excellent
Young



Hey!Thats me.



Dont b sad even ur name is also there,read tha 1st LETTER of every word.

[jamjoom]

To
love
without
condition,
to
talk
without
intention,
to
give
without
reason &
to
care
without
expectation
is d
heart
of true
friend!

[jamjoom]

I was on a ship thinking of you.

wen i looked down i droped a tear in da ocean.

then i promised myself that until sumone finds it.

i wont forget you.

[jamjoom]

6 u ! u .: o w
p o o 6

6 u ! l ! w S
d 3 3 >l

CONFUSED..?


Kya kare.Aaj ka Zamaana ulta hai.Ulta dekho yaar!

[jamjoom]

,** ..
( ِ, )( ", )
((")(")(")(")
The nicest place




in the 'world'




is right beside someone like u

[jamjoom]

Ek aadami bhains ke upar beth kar aa raha hota hai.


Police wala - helmet kaha hai.


Aadami - sahib aap upar nahi niche dekho ee 2 wheelar nahi 4

wheelar hai.

[jamjoom]

Two students are sitting on opposite sides of the same desk.

There is nothing in between them but the desk.

Why can't they see each other?

[jamjoom]

Boys attitude!
A boy wen proposes a girl

If she says YES,then
Pata ni kenia nu haan kiti honi

If she says NO,then
Bandri apne ap nu Ashwarya Rai samjdi ae....

[jamjoom]

Munnabhai: Are Ek bakra Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala


kaise bahar aayegaa ?????



circuit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!

[jamjoom]

Robert: Boss Mona was found leaking information to police,


what should we do with her?


Boss: is ko sui lagake side me phekdo!

Robert : per kyo boss?

Boss: sub sochenge ke Mona ne suiside karliya.

[ADELL]

Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day