[winter]

[B]Woody Allen[/b]
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

Third Law of Applied Terror
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

Alice Duer Miller
Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you

Elbert Hubbard
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.


Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Thomas Ehrlich
A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.

[La Ha$!L]

LOlz... NIce One G :)
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[Nadan]

Nice share Buddy
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