[winter]

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

[La Ha$!L]

Nice sharing winter as usual

[winter]

thax dear,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[t3xPeRt]

another nice sharing.................. gud work winter

[Zaino]

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.



Heheheheh Good 1 !!!

[Khu$h!]

Winter....Winter ...Winter...how do u manage....
as usual another good thread....thanx once again for sharing
khush khush raho hamesha aur aisay hi share kerti rahain...

[blade]

Nice sharing....

I would like o add this one

She's got such a narrow mind that whenever she walks her ear rings Bang together.

Well i'll post another thread soon containing some more

Till than

W/s

[Zaino]

• U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! & when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's B****ER !!
  
• so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE
  
  
• Another MOON ?..Possible,Another SUN ?..Possible, Another Friend Like U ?..Impossible 'coz GOD can't make same MISTAKE twice...
  
  
• I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???
  
  
• I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :D
  
• Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons
  
  
• My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental...
  
  
• A-U'r Attractive B-U'r Best C-U'r Cute D-U'r Dear E-U'r Excellent F-U'r Funny G-U'r Gud Looking H-He He He I-I'm J-Just K-Kidding
  
  
  
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• Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi!
  
  
  
• When i c da moOn..i c u..when i c da starz.i c u when i c da sky i c u..get outa ma wae ...ur blocking ma vieW....!!!!!
  
  
• Ur 100% Beatiful , Ur 100% Lovely, Ur 100% Sweet , Ur 100% Nice & Also 100% Stupid to Believe
  
  
• The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful, Grass, Flowers, Trees etc..If rain makes all thing beautiful than y does it not fall on U?
  
  
  
• Jab tum ainay ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful
  " aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai "
  aprilfool, aprilfool "

[winter]

thx all frds......................
bhout khub Zaino