[winter]

• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence
• that you tried.
  
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of
• thinking.
  
• Experience is something you don't get until just
• after you need it.
  
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite
• criticism.
  
• He who hesitates is probably right.
  
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker
• with.
  
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in
• full view.
  
• The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body
• is required on it.
  
• The hardness of the butter is proportional to the
• softness of the bread.
  
• The severity of the itch is proportional to the
• reach.
  
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to
• steal from many is research.
  
• To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to
• rise above your principles.
  
• Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to
• drive.
  
• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
• lifeguard.
  
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
• memory.
  
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
• you've never tried before.
  
• Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
  
• A fool and his money are soon partying.
  
• Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close
• imitation.
  
• Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman
• scorned.
  
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
• checks.
  
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
• now.
  
• Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet
• engines.
  
• Half the people you know are below average.
  
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other
• parts feel so good.
  
• If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving
• definitely isn't for you!
  
• Time is Nature's way of preventing everything
• happening at once.
  
• Death is Nature's way of telling you to ease up.

[Neo]

interesting...

[La Ha$!L]

Originally Posted by winter

• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence
• that you tried.
  
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of
• thinking.
  
• Experience is something you don't get until just
• after you need it.
  
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite
• criticism.
  
• He who hesitates is probably right.
  
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker
• with.
  
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in
• full view.
  
• The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body
• is required on it.
  
• The hardness of the butter is proportional to the
• softness of the bread.
  
• The severity of the itch is proportional to the
• reach.
  
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to
• steal from many is research.
  
• To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to
• rise above your principles.
  
• Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to
• drive.
  
• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
• lifeguard.
  
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
• memory.
  
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
• you've never tried before.
  
• Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
  
• A fool and his money are soon partying.
  
• Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close
• imitation.
  
• Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman
• scorned.
  
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
• checks.
  
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
• now.
  
• Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet
• engines.
  
• Half the people you know are below average.
  
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other
• parts feel so good.
  
• If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving
• definitely isn't for you!
  
• Time is Nature's way of preventing everything
• happening at once.
  
• Death is Nature's way of telling you to ease up.

NIce..thxn for sharing

[t3xPeRt]

nice sharing............... keep posting in summer as well