[winter]

• Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
• Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years
• The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
• Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
• Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
• COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
• What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
• "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
• Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
• Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row
• UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

[Friendship]

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[Friendship]

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[winter]

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