[umarqureshi]

Something About Wives

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

[muslim]

good sharing.

[umarqureshi]

thanx muslim

[Style Mantra]

Originally posted by umarqureshi
Something About Wives

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
----------------------------------------------------------

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
-----------------------------------------------------------

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
------------------------------------------------------------

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
--------------------------------------------------------------

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
-----------------------------------------------------------------

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
----------------------------------------------------------

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
----------------------------------------------------------


Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
----------------------------------------------------------

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
----------------------------------------------------------

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
------------------------------------------------------
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
----------------------------------------------------------

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

haha lolzzz....nice 1s...

[umarqureshi]

[muslim]

Originally posted by umarqureshi
thanx muslim

no mention at all.

[Khu$h!]

Originally posted by umarqureshi
Something About Wives

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
----------------------------------------------------------

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
-----------------------------------------------------------

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
------------------------------------------------------------

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
--------------------------------------------------------------

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
-----------------------------------------------------------------

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
----------------------------------------------------------

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
----------------------------------------------------------


Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
----------------------------------------------------------

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
----------------------------------------------------------

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
------------------------------------------------------
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
----------------------------------------------------------

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

mmmmmmm...whatever Umar bhai

[umarqureshi]

Originally posted by Afsana
mmmmmmm...whatever Umar bhai

[miss_y_81]

[Khu$h!]

Originally posted by umarqureshi

bad and sad

[umarqureshi]

Originally posted by Afsana
bad and sad

what was sad



and

i dont smell any thing bad in it.

[cyber illusion]

experience says it all?????????

[umarqureshi]

Originally posted by cyber illusion
experience says it all?????????

shayad

[blade]

nice shairing mr umer

[t3xPeRt]

lolzzzzzzzz...........

kuch kuch such such lagta hai.....................


very nice umer.....keep sharing smiles...............

[umarqureshi]

Originally posted by blade
nice shairing mr umer

shukriya shukriya

[umarqureshi]

Originally posted by texpert
lolzzzzzzzz...........

kuch kuch such such lagta hai.....................


very nice umer.....keep sharing smiles...............

i will


thanks for the encouragement

[t3xPeRt]

Originally posted by umarqureshi



i will


thanks for the encouragement

u mossssssssssstttttttttttttttttttt weeeeeeeelllllllllccuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm dear bro..............

[umarqureshi]

Originally posted by texpert


u mossssssssssstttttttttttttttttttt weeeeeeeelllllllllccuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm dear bro..............