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24-07-2007, 03:13 AM
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| Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
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24-07-2007, 03:13 AM
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| Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi, mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho, kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.
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24-07-2007, 03:14 AM
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| Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt Jatt: Andhi hai kya Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari? Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:14 AM
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| Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
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24-07-2007, 03:15 AM
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| Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
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24-07-2007, 03:15 AM
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| Adam n Eve started to love, Romeo n Juliet introduced it, Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it, Laila n Majnu died for it, so my dear frnz beware of it Feb 14 is ahead !
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24-07-2007, 03:15 AM
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| Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange main raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange, bas yaar… Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:16 AM
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| Lailaa ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya Lailaa ne 3 din se khana nahi khaya Lailaa marne wali thi majnu ke pyaar main Aur majnu betha tha SMS free hone ke intezar main
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:16 AM
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| Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:17 AM
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| Jab chaha jazbaat se khelliye jab chaha dil tod dia Hum ne bhi aise logon se milna julna chod dia
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24-07-2007, 03:17 AM
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| Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri… Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
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24-07-2007, 03:17 AM
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| [color=red]Man asked God" Why u made a women so Beautiful, "God replies, "so that u can love har, "Man asked "Then Why u madeher so stupid "God answered, "so that she can love u"[/color
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24-07-2007, 03:17 AM
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| Meri Har Ek Dhadkan Aap Ke Liye Hai Meri Har Ek Muskurahat Aap Ke Liye Hai Aap Ke Ada Mere Dilko Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab Toh Meri Yeah Zindagi Bhi Aap Ke Liye hai
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:18 AM
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| Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:18 AM
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| Har naam sar-e-aam pukara nahin jaata har naam yuhn kagaz pe utara nahin jaata hoti hain mohobbat main kuch raaz ki baatein aise to iss khel main haara nahin jaata chaahat hain humare ke hum paas se kabhie dekhe unhe agar woh paas aaye to hume apni palkon ko uthaya nahin jaata ishq par zor chalta nahin ae dost lag jaata hai yeh rog lagaya nahin jaata
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:18 AM
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| Man asked God" Why u made a women so Beautiful, "God replies, "so that u can love har, "Man asked "Then Why u madeher so stupid "God answered, "so that she can love u"
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24-07-2007, 03:19 AM
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| Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:19 AM
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| Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:19 AM
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| Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo, Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo, Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain, Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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24-07-2007, 03:20 AM
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| Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child - how? Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
__________________ Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain.... -/> Karachi Rock3rs </- -|- +923222377622 -|- shahumers@hotmail.com ,, shahumers@yahoo.com -|- K33P R3m3mb3r M3 iN UrS PrAyS -|- |
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