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| HI SAAMIYA!!!OK LETS B A FRIEND???OK!!IF U DONT MIND???? |
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![]() ![]() Different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dearest , Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks. 1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because: (a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... am I doing it? 2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because: (a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile 3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because: (a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song 4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because: (a) you felt ashamed (b) you felt uneasy (c) you don't know 5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because: (a) you enjoyed my disappointment (b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing (c) you don't know 6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus... (a)you were waiting for me (b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus (c) that bus was crowded 7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because: (a) I am going to be your groom (b) you just want to know what your parents think about me (c) just you felt like introducing me to them 8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because: (a) to fulfill my wish (b) you like roses (c) by chance you got a rose 9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because: (a) you want to pray along with me (b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday (c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual. If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting your reply.. LOVE Ankur! ************************************************** ***** Her reply letter was also in Q/A format........ Mr.Ankur, Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire. 1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them. (a) Yes (b) No 2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love? (a) Yes (b) No 3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not? (a) Yes (b) No 4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ? (a) Yes (b) No 5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet? (a) Yes (b) No 6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand? (a)Yes (b) No 7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend? (a) Yes (b) No 8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ? (a) Yes (b) No 9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ? (a) Yes (b) No If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love. Hope everything is clear to you. Last edited by Zainy; 04-05-2007 at 06:47 PM. |
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Conversation between Wife and Husband![]() who r in Computer Field!! HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN. WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL. WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE. HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL. WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN ! FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY. HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME. WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING. HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED. WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRYING YOU. HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH. WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS. HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT. WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING? HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE PRESS CTRL, ALT, DEL TO REBOOT. WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE? HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED. WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER? HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS. WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE. HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE. WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER. HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER. WIFE - It IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU. HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER. WIFE - I AM GOING HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. Hope u enjoyed with this... Keep smiling........... |
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| Apni Aankhon k Dareechon mai Basalo Mujh ko Bikhar na jaoon kahiin, aa ker sanbhalo Mujh ko Ye Mera Pyar hai Roshan Chirag ki manind Tum apne Chaand se Maathey per saja lo isko Mai Tere Ishq mai ab Khaak na ho jaoon kahin Mujhe sanbhalo, Haathon mai utha lo Mujh ko Tum Mere Sabar ka Imtihaan ab nahi lena Tarap rara hoon Tum apna bana lo Mujh ko Meri in Toot-ti Saanson ki Qasam hai Tum ko Aakhir Dam per hoon, Seene se lagalo Mujh ko
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. ![]() If love isn't a game, why are there so many players? Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Actions speak louder than words. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. ![]() Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. |
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| Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get intothe office. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them Forgive your enemies but remember their names. Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia. U learn in life when u lose "Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." |
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| Re: FUNNY QUOTES...BUT ITS REAL!! Quote:
koooooooooooooooooooooooolkeep it uppp
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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| KEHTAY HAIN K MILL JAATEE HAY HER CHEEZ DUA SE IK ROZ TUJHAY MAANG K DEKHHAIN GAIN KHUDA SE @@@@ZAINY DONT MIND
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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ACHAA TO YANI YEH APP NE MIND KERWANE K LIYE LIKHA HAI!!!BOHOT BURI BAAT HAI!!!KOI ACHI CHEEZ MANGEIN KHUDA SE!!!!OKZ!!! |
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| JUST WHEN I GOT ALL THE ANSWERS OF LIFE...THEY CHANGED THE QUESTION!!!!! |
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| HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE THAT REQUIRES EFFORTS AT TIMES. EXPERIENCE IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS TO U, ITS WHAT U DO WITH WHAT HAPPENS TO U!! ONE THING U CANT RECYLE IS"WASTED TIME" ALWAYS REMEMBER TO 4GET THE THINGS THAT MADE U SAD, BUT NEVER FORGET TO REMEMBER THE THINGS THAT MADE U GLAD!! DONT HOLD SOMETHING IN UR ARM THAT U COULD NEVER HOLD IN UR HEART!!! |
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| really gud 1 yaaar keep sharing nyc stuff ali
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| WOH ZAKHAM DEIN TU HUM DAWWA DETE HEIN.... ONKI NAFRAT PER HUM YEH SILA DETE HEIN!!! ONKI ZINDAGEE MAIN AYE NA GHAM KABHI..... JO HER BAAT PE HAMARA DIL DUKHA DETE HEIN!!!!!! |
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| AB TAK YAAD HAI MUJH KO, TERE PYAR KA MOUSAM, NAHI BHOOLAY! WO JAB TUM APNAY HATHOON MAIN, PAKAD KAR MERE HATH KO, HAZAROON BAR MATWATER, YAHI DOHRATAY REHTAY THAY! HAMAIN TUM SAY MOHABBAT HAI, MAGAR AB JANAY KAY APNA, MUQADAR KIS TARAH SOYA, NA MAIN ROYE NA TU ROYA, MOHABBAT MIT GAYE SARI, MAGAR AB TAK, KAY JAB KUCH BHI NAHI BAQI, TERE HATHON KI WO NARMI, MERE HATHOON MAIN BAQI HAI! ALi
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| BAA WAFA NIKLE GA YA WOH BEWAFA HO JAE GA??!!!! HUM RAHE ZINDA TO YEH FAISLA BHI HO JAE GA!!! SAMNE BETHA HAI WOH...JEE BHER K OSKO DEKH LEIN.... KYA KHABAR WOH KON SE LAMHE JUDA HO JAE GA!!! ANKH DHOONDHE GEE MAGAR OS KO NAA PAYE GEE WOH INHI GALIYON MAIN IK DIN LAA PATA HO JAE GA!!! AAJ APNE DOSTON KI SORATEIN PEHCHAN LOO.... YEH KISE MALOOM KAL KO KON KYA HO JAYE GA???!!!!! |
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| TAZAAD E JAZBAAT MAIN YEH NAZUK MOQAAM AYA..... TO KYA KAROO GAY???? MAIN RO RAHA HON,TUM HUNS RAHE HO,MAIN MUSKURAYA.... TO KYA KAROO GAY???? MUJHE TU IS DARJA E WAQAT RUKHSAT'SAKOON KI TALQEEN KER RAHE HO...... MAGAR KUCH APNE LIYE BHI SOCHA,MAIN YAAD AYA..... TO KYA KAROO GAY???? KUCH APNAY DIL PER BHI ZAKHAM KHAO,MERE LAHOO KI BAHAAR KAB TAK??? MUJHE SAHARA BNANAY WALO,MAIN LERKHERAYA.... TO KYA KAROO GAY???? TUMHARE JALWOON KI ROSHNI MAIN NAZAR KI HERANIYAN MUSALUM!!!! MAGAR KISI NE NAZAR K BADLE DIL AZMAYA......... TO KYA KAROO GAY??????? |
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| kia baat hay MISS zainyyyyy kamaal kar rahee hain aap to keep it upp its great
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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| Tasveer banata hoon, Tasveer nahi banti Ek Khawaab sa dekha hai, Ta'abir nahi banti BeDard Mohabbat ka itna sa hai Afsaana Nazron se mili Nazrein wo ho gaya Deewana Ab Dil ke Bahelane ki Tadbeer nahi banti Dam bhar ke liye Meri Dunya main chale aaoo Tarsi hoi Aankho ko phir Chehra dikha jaoo Mujh se to Bigri hoi Takdeer nahi banti TASWEER BANATA HOON TASWEER NAHEE BANTEE ............................. ZAINY
__________________ ~**~0300-9881227~**~ LOVE,,& YOU WILL BE LOVED |
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