[z~FAHEEM~z]

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport
size photograph
of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photo fell down from
his pocket.
He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the
ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted
to hospital.

He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse
condition.
Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a remote
village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus.
He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house
and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't a
llow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether
he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up
daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He went to the next
house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night....."
The rest is history.

[z~FAHEEM~z]

Two Sardars and their Horses
Then there were two sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh.
Both of them bought a horse each.
"How will we know which is your & which is mine?" asked Zail."Easy"
replied
Jarnail. "I'll cut mine's tail,yours will be the one with tail"

This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other's tail too.
Next morning the confusion continued.
"Don't worry "retorted Jarnail.
"I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the
bell."

The boys heard this also & cut the bell. The next day, Zail
got frustrated & said "Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours
& black will be mine

[z~FAHEEM~z]

Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quize in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a Phirangi girl...
He proposed the girl, but She straight away rejected him ... calling him Bloody Desi...
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz and all.....
Now, u guys tell me the reason ... WHY ???
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becoz,
He thought ...
Jab Dil hee toot gaya....
toh GK (general knowledge) kya karenge ...

[z~FAHEEM~z]

1- Hamesha free sms padta rahega.
2 - Mobile incoming pe lambi baat karega.
3 - niche mat padna
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Jis baat ke liye mana karo wohi karenge

[Zainy]

Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file.
A desert can replace the nile.
But nothing can stop a Smile.
When ur name comes on my Mobile.

[Zainy]

Love is a fire but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house you can never tell.

[Zainy]

One best book
is equal to
hundred good friends...

BUT,


One good friend
(like u) is equal to
a library..!


*~*~*~*~*GOOD MORNING HAVE A NICE DAY*~*~*~*~*~*

[Zainy]

I drank TV while watching coffee.....



I washed mobile while talking on my shirt......



I switched off d bed when i laid on my lights.....



Dat's hw i go stupid!!!


When.....!!!



*~*~*~*~*~*~*i *~*~*~*~*~*~*

[Zainy]

What is friendship????


You fight about the smallest things in life when you are together!!!!


&.......



Miss those very smallest things when you are torn apart by time!!!!

[Zainy]

The loveliest day comes......

wen u wake up....


to find that love still colour world thru people...


who truely care n nvr fail to REMEMBER u!!!

[Zainy]

FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...

"F O R E V E R"

[Zainy]

<<<Friendship Test>>>


Call if U love me.....


Missed Call if U are a true friend....


Text back if U care....


Text a joke if U like me....


Just ignore if U hate ME?


I'll wait 5mins....

[Zainy]

My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes!!!!

[Zainy]

A Friend is:

1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving and...

90% Good Looking that's why...


<<<<<<<<<I'm your Friend>>>>>>>>

[Sina khan]

hmmm niceeeeeeeeeeeeee zainyyyyy januuu

[Zainy]

Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U!!!!



THX SINA DEAR....

[Zainy]

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey,
Be regular as Clock,
be fresh as rose,
Be soft as Tissue,
Be strong as Rock
&
Be good as !!!!


"ME"

[Zainy]

Someone Remembers,
Somebody Cares,
YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers,
Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View,
Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You

[Zainy]

Only the open heart receives
LOVE

Only the open mind receives
WISDOM

Only the open hand receives
GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive

MESSAGES From ME!

[Zainy]

$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H - aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree?

Do you????