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Roye Hein Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila He

Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala sacha Pyar Mila He

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Bari mushkil me hu, mein kaise izhaar karu,

tu to khushbu hai, tujhe kaise giraftar karu

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Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte,
Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte,
Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho,
Hum apne Hontoon se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte...

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Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge
Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge
Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge .........

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Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi
Is zindagi key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi>.......

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Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai

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Aapki is Bevafai Par Toe Fida Hai Jaan Apni,

Khuda Jane Agar Tujme Vafa Hoti Toe Kya Hota

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Har acchi chiz ka bura jawab nahi hota,

har husn lajwab nahi hota,
nazar to hazaro se milti hai,

par har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota

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Wada to ker lete hain Nibhana bhool jate hain

Lagaaa kar aaag seene main Bujhana bhool jate hain

kehte hai aayenge hume milne ko pal do pal

milna toe chahte hai vo par aana bhool jate hai

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Aankh wo chahat jis mein dil ki zubaan hoti hain,

Sachi chahat to bezuban hoti hain,

Pyar main dard mila To ghabrana kaisa,

Dard se chahat aur jawaan hoti hai

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Kis tarha bhulahon mohabbat
ka woh khayal aaya hua,
Ki mit nahi sakta
shishe pe daraar aaya hua,
Meri zindagi mei ghum bharne wale,
De raha hai duwaa
aankhon mei ashk aya hua. ...............................

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Apni awaaz ki larzish pe tho kaaboo pa lo,
Pyar ke bol tho hooton se nikal jate hai,
Apne tewar tho sambahlon ki koiyee ye na kahe,
Dil badal jathe hai tho chehre bhi badal jathe hai............


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Bhoole hai rafta,rafta unhe muddatoo me hum,
kistoo me khudkushi ka maza hum se puchia.

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Aub to Apna Yeh Wada Hai, ki,
Teri Yadoon Ke Sahare jee Kar Dikhainge !
Tu Agar Bewafai Kar Sakta Hai, To
Hum Bhi Tujhe Wafa Karke Dikhainge !!!!!

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Dil Na Milte To Mulakat Aduri Rehti

Baat To Hoti Magar Baat Adhuri Rehti

Shukriya Tera Tere Aanese Ronak To Badhi

Nahi To Yeh Mehfil Ek bar phir Aduri Rehti

Tune Apne Daman Mein Chupaye Mere Aansu ,,,

Nahi To Akhoon Ki Barsaat Adhuri Rehti....

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Har Taraf khamoshi Ka Saaya Hai,
Jise Chahate Hai hum woh ab paraya hai,
Gir jatey hain hum MUHABAT ki bhukh se,
Aur log kehate hai ki fakir aaya he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Mujhse wo judaa naa ho jaaye,
Zindagi kahin Be-mazaa naa ho jaaye,
Mazaa aata hai pyaar karne mein,
pyaar mera kahin khafaa naa ho jaaye,
Sheher ki Be-chiraag galiyon mein,
Gum kahin manzil ka rastaa naa ho jaaye,
Aaj uunse kuch maang hi loon yaaron,
Wo kahin kal Be-wafaa naa ho jayae..............


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Yaroo sab duwa karo
Mil ke frayad karo
Dil jo chal gya hai
Use abad karo
Yaroo tum mera sath do zara.....................

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Ghume-DIL ki wadi mein ye khoshi k chnd lamhaey
inhain jan lo ghaneemat k ye lamhaey kal na hoongay
abhi chand hasrtooon ka labe-jaan chamk raha hai
abhi sans hai munawer abhi dil damk raha hai
abhi dhadkonoo ki aht koi geet ga rahi hai
abhi qurbatoon ki lazat hamain gudguda rahi hai
mager ik din ye gharian ye haseen pal na hoon gey
inhain jan lo ghaneemat k ye lamhaey kal na hoongay

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Kahin aah ban ker lab pe tera naam aa na jaey
tujhay bewafa kahoon wo muqaam aa na jaey
Zara zulf ko sanbahlo k mera dil dhadk raha hai
koi aur taer dil tahaey dam aa na jaey
jisey sun ker toot na jaey mera arzoon bhara dil
teri anjuman se mujhko wo pyaam aa na jaey
wo jo manziloon pe la ker kisi humsafer ko lotain
inhi rahzanoo mein tera kahin naam aa na jaey
ye meh-najoom hans lain merey aansoon pe
mera mehtab jab tak labe-bam aa na jaey

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Bik jaen jo her shaks k hatoon sere-bazar
hum yusaf kana hain na hum lal-o-gher hain
hum log milain gay to muhbat se milain gay
hum nazaht-e-methab hain hum noor-e-sahr hain

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kaisey mer mer k guzari hai tumhain kia maloom
raat taroon bhari raat pe rona aaya
Kitney betaab they k rim jhim mein pyian gay lekin
ayi barsaat to barsaat pe rona aaya

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Phir palt ker Nigaah na ayi
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Tujh pe qurban ho gyi ho gi...........

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> 1. Yes = No
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> 2. No = Yes
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> 3. Maybe = No
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> 4. We need = I want..
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> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
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> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
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> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
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> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
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> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is *** all you ever think about?

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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera herjayi hai.

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kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe .............

[jamjoom]

tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai,
yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan karti hai ye tujh se,
ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge chahta hai!!!!!!!!!!!!

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meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du......

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Ek sms roz, keep d friend close.
Ek din mae paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch.
Ek din mae dus, mila yaari ka ras.
Ek din mae bees yar tang mat kar plz

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Hum hum han,Tum tum ho,
Na tum kam ho na hum kam han,
To phir kis bat ka gham hai,SMS,Bhejtay raho tabhi pata lagay ga k Mobile
rakhnay walay main DAM hai....

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Below 18

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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Hand Grenade

What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Hand Grenade-2

What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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Dead Bird

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardarji looked skyward and asked, "Where, Where?

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Answering Machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

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Photocopies

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

[jamjoom]

feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, there is a spark and this flame lights up, this flame is special for me and 4 u 2, because it only happens wen I am wid u and also because I LOVE YOU!