[jamjoom]

True friendship

starts the moment one person


says


to another,


'What?


You too?




I thought I was the only one!

[samee_khan2007]

Hum Ba wafa Tay Es Liay Nazroon Se Ghir Gaahy..

Shahid Tumain Talash Kissi Befawa Ki Ti..

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[jamjoom]

inzi bhai ko kahna khilao,


shoab ko Pepsi pilao,


yusaf ko pani pelao ,


Asif ki jaan banao,


Malik ko milk pilao


kaise bhi PAKISTAN ko jitao


Iradehai nek, hosle hai buland,


kasam hai PYAREY PAKISTAN ki ,


phir wohi jazba dikhaenge,


jab hum rawalpindi express chalain gay


sachin master ko pavilloin ka rasta dikhaenge


india k bowleroon ki jab


AFRIDI dhulai karen gey


puri indian awam k munh ko taaley lag jayen gay.


aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,


aaj ek ball aur pakad lo ,


aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,


aaj ek match aur jeet lo...


aaj bas aaj...


kya pata kal is dunia mein INDIA,HINDUSTAN ho na ho.......

[jamjoom]

If you love somebody, Set her free ...


If she ever comes back, she's yours,


If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

[samee_khan2007]

Logo Nay Rat Jashan Naay(new) Saal Ka Kia..

Hum Apnay Ghar Main Tere Liay Sochty Rahy..


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[jamjoom]

CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein farak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

[jamjoom]

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

[jamjoom]

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

[cute_zaini]

Originally posted by jamjoom
MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

nice 1

[jamjoom]

You're the sunshine of my life
when cloudy days appear
You bring joy in my heart
every time that you are near

My love for you grows deeper
with every passing day
So I'm send all you my love
on this very special day

[jamjoom]

CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

[naughty_s]

Originally posted by jamjoom
Ek deewar ney doosri deewar se kya kaha?????????????????????????????????
try to guesssssssssss

KAHa KAy

deeewarun k bhi kaaan hote hain
hamare kaaan kahan hain...........

[fairnas]

Bheegi hoi aankh ka manzar nahi
mile ga

Mujh jesa dost kahen or nahimilega

Aansoo ko kabhi katra mat samjhna

Aysi chahat ka samandr nahi mile ga.

[fairnas]

Chaho to dil se hume mitaa dena
chaho to humko bhula dena
par yeh waada karo k aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
rona mat sirf 5,6 SMS kardena.

[fairnas]

Choti si Zindagi main Arman bohat thay,
Hamdard koi na tha,Insan bohat thay,
Main apna dard batata bhi to kisy?

Mere Dil ka haal jan'nay waly anjan bohat they.

[jamjoom]

Originally posted by naughty_s





KAHa KAy

deeewarun k bhi kaaan hote hain
hamare kaaan kahan hain...........

Naughty_s app k liya for u only

ek deewar ney dusri deewar se kya kaha

ans is

lets meet in a corner

[jamjoom]

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...

[jamjoom]

a friend is sweet when it is new...

it is sweeter when it is true....

but you know that.....

it is the sweetest when it is u..."

[jamjoom]

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

Lie Detector Lie Detector

[jamjoom]

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita