[jamjoom]

Look Here
Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn,
Look There
BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn,
Look Upward
BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn,
Look Downward
Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn,
Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo....

[jamjoom]

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

[jamjoom]

AML All My Love LTR Long Term Relationship
RU32NITE Are You Free Tonight LUV Love
B@THPICS4 Be At The Pictures for .....pm <3 Love Heart
BF Boy friend LY Love you
BBB Bye Bye Baby LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart
CM Call Me LG Lovely Greetings
CIBM? Could It Be Magic? PCM Please Call Me
QT Cutie PLZ 4GV ME Please Forgive Me
D8 Date PM Private Message
DNR Dinner @>-->-- red rose (aaaahhh..)
4YEO For Your Eyes Only SED Said Enough Darling
GF Girl friend SWAK Sealed With A Kiss
HRT2HRT Heart To Heart SWHT Sweet Heart
H&K Hug and Kiss TCS Take Care Sweetheart
IWALU I will always love you TOY Thinking of you
CU@... See you at ... WATRUDOINLTR What Are You Doing Later
JTLUK Just to let you know W84M Wait for me
:-* Kiss ;-) Winking

[ADELL]

Originally posted by jamjoom
1 larka apni GF k liye chooriyan le kar jata hai GF: Khud he pehna do Boy.
Boy Mujy nahii pata tha k mujy itna acha response mily ga warna main Kaprey le kar aa jata........

NIce!!!

Adeel
03003077273
03332855659
best_student28@yahoo.com
best_student28@hotmail.com

[fairnas]

Originally posted by jamjoom
Sardar g enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Sardar g replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

[jamjoom]

Maut bhodoon pe reham khati hai

na khawateen per na ladkoon per

Log qurban ho rahey hain roz

Haadsey ho rahey hain sadkoon per

[jamjoom]

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana,
Saah di es door ne kado tut jana?
Vekh lavi bhave tu lakh var rus k,
Asi har vari tenu manadey chale jana

[jamjoom]

ye jo zeest ka safer hai,
yeh jo rasta hai mera.
Tum agar na saath doon ge,
To ye kistarha katay ga?
Meri soch ki hado tak,
yeh guman bhi kaisey aey?
Koi pal
Bina tumharay........
Bhala kaisey beet jaey?
Mere paas Tum nahi ho?
Mere paas kab nahi ho?
Meri har dua ka mehvar,
Bas
ARZO TUMHARI!
Is arzo se agey,
Koi rasta nahi hai.
TUMHEIN kisqadar hai CHAHA......
Yeh Tumhein.........
PATA NAHI HAI!

[jamjoom]

Agar Woh Meherban Hota!
To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti,
Na Meray Dil Ki,Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta,
Agar wo Meherban Hota!
Meri Bay Noor Aaonkhon Main Sitare Qaid Kardeta,
Meri Zakhmi Hateli Per Woh Koi Phool Rakh Deta,
Meray Hathon KO Apnay Hathon
Main Layker Woh Ye Kehtha .
Mohabat Roshni Hay, Rang Hay Khushbo, Sitare Hay, Qasam
Mujhko Mohabat Ki!! Mujhay TU Sab Say Pyara Hay, Mager ESa Woh Tab Kehtha
"Agar Woh meherban HOta."

[jamjoom]

Ye adhuri adhuri si zindagi ka kya faida,
Koi khud na aye paas, to reh k door ansu bhane ka kya faida,
hum to chal dainge chod k teri duniya,
baad hamare bahaye ansu to kya faida...

[jamjoom]

Dastak Di Kisi Ne, Kaha Khushiya Laya Hu,
Inbox Chota Na pad Jaye Itni Duaein Laya Hu,
Naam Hai Mera \"SMS\" Apko \"jamjoom\" Ki taraf Se \"Hello\" Kehne aaya Hu.....

[jamjoom]

yuun na mil mujh se Khafaa ho jaise
saath chal mauj-e-sabaa ho jaise
log yuun dekh kar hans dete hain
tuu mujhe bhool gayaa ho jaise
ishq ko shirk kii hadh tak na badhaa
yuun na mil hamse Khudaa ho jaise
maut bhii aaii to iss naaz ke saath
mujh pe ehasaan kiyaa ho jaise
aise anjaan bane baithe ho
tum ko kuchh bhii na pataa ho jaise
hichkiyaan raat ko aatii hii rahiin
tuu ne phir yaad kiyaa ho jaise
zindagii beet rahii hai "..........."
ek bejurm sazaa ho jaise

[jamjoom]

kash ek shakhs meri taqdeer ho jaye, main uska aaina , woh meri tasweer ho jaye, zameen aasaam se cut jaye mera naata, uski yaad ka her lamha meri jaageer ho jaye.. kash...........

[jamjoom]

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing?

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..??.. (Answer is "KISS").

[jamjoom]

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka.........!!!!!

[jamjoom]

is tarah pyar se tum ne dekha sanam

kya kahain kya howa hum rahe ab na hum

tumhara kya gya hamra dil gya k ab dil ko sanam

kahaan dondhain gey hum...................



na tum jantey hamey na jante hain hum

ye acha nahi hai jo kiay tum ney khosh gum

yehi such hai maan lo na yun imtihaan lo

qareeb aa k jana mery baat maan lo.........

[jamjoom]

kuch ishq tha kuch majburi thi so mein ney jeevan war dia
mein kaisa zinda admi tha ik shaks ney mujhey mar dia
ik sabz shak gulab ki thi ik dunia apney khuwab ki thi
wo ik bahaar jo aye nahi thi us k lia sab kuch haar dia
ye saja saja ghar saathi meri zaat nahi mera haal nahi
ey kash kabhi tum jaan sako is sukh ney jo azar dia
mein khuli hoi ik suchiy mujhaey sab jantey hain
mein ney kin logoon se nafrat ki kin logoon ko pyar dia
wo ishq buhat mushkil tha magar asaan na tha yun jeena bhi
is ishq ney mujhey zinda rehney ka sharf dia pindar dia....

[jamjoom]

terey galey mein jo banhain daal rakh tey hain
tujey manney ka kaisa kamaal rakh tey hain

tujhey khaber hai k tujhey sochney ki khatir hum
buhat se kaam muqader pe daal rakh tey hain

kabhi kabhi wo mujhey hans ker dekhtey hain
kabhi kabhi wo mera buhat khyal rakh tey hain

kuch is liey bhi be haal ho gay hain hum
tuhmary yaad ka buhat khyal rakh tey hain

[jamjoom]

bana gulab tu kantey chobah gya ik shaks
howa chiragh tu ghar hi jala gya ik shaks

muhabtain bhi ajeeb nafartain bhi kamaal
meri tarah ka hi mujh mein sama gya ik shaks

khula hia k aeyna khana hai go ay ye dunia
aur is mein tamasha bana gya ik shaks..................................

[jamjoom]

ye zamney ki adatain na gyen
chand jaisa her ik haseen chehra
dil ko bhaney ki adatain na gyen
beseeon bar azma k hamey
azmaney ki adatain na gyen....