[jamjoom]

dbahaar aaii to jaise ek baar

lauT aaye hain phir adam se

vo Khvaab saarre,

shabaab saare

jo tere hoonToon pe mar miTe the

jo miT ke har baar phir jiiye the

nikhar gaye hain gulaab saare

jo terii yaadon se mushkbuu hain

jo tere ushshaaq kaa lahuu hain

[jamjoom]

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MASTER PAAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MISTRY PAAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MUD PUR ?

CANDIDATE : NO, Munawer PAAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAG! PERSONALITY SIR

[jamjoom]

Why does an

answering machine


never gives

an


answer when


I ask something ?

[The Kaash]

Never Walk Away From True Friendship

When You See Some Faults

be Patient And Realize Dat No Body Is Perfect

I Am Not Perfect

I Can Always Be A Real Friend..

[Sina khan]

Originally posted by jamjoom
Jab kisi ke khuwab kisi ke armaan ban jaye,

Kisi ki hansi kisi ki Muskaan ban jaye,

Bepanha PYAR kahte hai use jab

Kisi ki Saanse kisi Ki JAAN BAN JAYE . . .

zbrdst yaaaaaaaaar

[sara4u]

bewafa raaste badalte hai,
humsafar saath chalte hai,

kiske ansoo chhupe hai phoolon mein,
choomte hi honth jalte hai,

unki aankhon ko gaur se dekha,
mandiron mein chiraag jalte hai,

ek deewar ,woh bhi sheeshe ki,
do badam paas-paas jalte hai,

woh sitare ,mere sitare hai,
jo bhari dhoop mein nikalte hai,

kaanch ke,motiyon ke,aansuon ke,
sab khilone ghazal mein dhalte hai........

[MirzaKamran]

Originally posted by sara4u

bewafa raaste badalte hai,
humsafar saath chalte hai,

kiske ansoo chhupe hai phoolon mein,
choomte hi honth jalte hai,

unki aankhon ko gaur se dekha,
mandiron mein chiraag jalte hai,

ek deewar ,woh bhi sheeshe ki,
do badam paas-paas jalte hai,

woh sitare ,mere sitare hai,
jo bhari dhoop mein nikalte hai,

kaanch ke,motiyon ke,aansuon ke,
sab khilone ghazal mein dhalte hai........

very nice

[jamjoom]

Men are always simple and Women are always complex!!!!!

do u know?

His And Hers ATMs

HIS



1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt


HERS

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for gum wrapper with PIN number written on it.
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse gear
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

[shahumers]

Originally posted by sara4u

bewafa raaste badalte hai,
humsafar saath chalte hai,

kiske ansoo chhupe hai phoolon mein,
choomte hi honth jalte hai,

unki aankhon ko gaur se dekha,
mandiron mein chiraag jalte hai,

ek deewar ,woh bhi sheeshe ki,
do badam paas-paas jalte hai,

woh sitare ,mere sitare hai,
jo bhari dhoop mein nikalte hai,

kaanch ke,motiyon ke,aansuon ke,
sab khilone ghazal mein dhalte hai........

gr8

[jamjoom]

We can never say how far our friendship would go

and

how long we'll stay together.


All I know is that even if we'll be miles apart,

you'll forever remain in my heart.

[jamjoom]

We tell each other our problems,

we make each other smile.

I worry if you haven't e-mailed,

or

sent a message in a while

[jamjoom]

Sacrifice everything for a Friend

But don't Sacrifice a friend for Anything.

DEFINITELY U !

[jamjoom]

A million words would not bring you back,

I know,

because I've tried.

Neither would a million tears.


I know,


because I've cried

[jamjoom]

msg na karke dil tod diya mera,

ab mobile dafna dena,

kafan na mile to apna rumal utha dena,

koi puche rog kya tha,

to nazren jhuka k apni kanzoosi bata dena.

[Sina khan]

[jamjoom]

the need to have u is an addiction

the need to have u makes me ill

every look i lay upon u

makes my world go around.

[sara4u]

Main so’un to khawabon main ho tum
Main jagoon to mere khyalon main ho tum


Main nazar uthaoon to meri ankhon main ho tum
Main chaloon to meri manzil ho tum


Main likhoon to mera qalam ho tum
Main parhoon to meri ghazal ho tum


Main gungunaoon to mera geet ho tum
Main sunaoon to meri dastaan ho tum


Main dhoop main hoon to mera saibaan ho tum
Main raat main hoon to meri sahar ho tum


Main sochoon to mera khayaal ho tum
Main mangoon to meri DUA ho tum.[php]

[jamjoom]

Originally posted by sara4u

Main so’un to khawabon main ho tum
Main jagoon to mere khyalon main ho tum


Main nazar uthaoon to meri ankhon main ho tum
Main chaloon to meri manzil ho tum


Main likhoon to mera qalam ho tum
Main parhoon to meri ghazal ho tum


Main gungunaoon to mera geet ho tum
Main sunaoon to meri dastaan ho tum


Main dhoop main hoon to mera saibaan ho tum
Main raat main hoon to meri sahar ho tum


Main sochoon to mera khayaal ho tum
Main mangoon to meri DUA ho tum.[php]

[jamjoom]

Love cannot endure indifference.

It needs to be wanted.

Like a lamp,

it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart,


or

its flame burns low.

[jamjoom]

aakhir hamne dhood liya hai pyarr tumhari aakhon

main ,


lagta hai ek saagar hai us paar tumhari aakhon main