[jamjoom]

Love is always open arms.

If you close your arms about love

you

will find that you are left

holding only yourself.

[jamjoom]

Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan

Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan

Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main

Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

[jamjoom]

A baby monkey asked his mother

"Mom, why r we so ugly"???


Mom said -

Thank GOD we look like this,

u should see the person reading this SMS

[jamjoom]

When u feel sad,

to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really so cute".

U will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit.


Coz liars go to hell.

[jamjoom]

Hi I am dying to c u,

I want to talk to u seriously,


but I cant get 2 u,


dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

[jamjoom]

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.

Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.

Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.

Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

[jamjoom]

Close ur eyes & imagine:

Chand ka bed,

Taron ki razai aur

phoolon

ka takiya!!!


Nice na??


Now come back to earth

&

sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night....

[jamjoom]

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....



Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,



aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,


tab jaakar hota hai....


unka...
















Mobile Charge...!

[jamjoom]

A very special m8 of mine.

in my heart all da time.

to c u wiv a happy smile makes

my

life feel worthwhile.


warm

&

carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!

[jamjoom]

Ek baat kahun agar sunte ho,
Tum muj ko ache lagte ho.
Kuch chanchal se kuch chup chup se,
Kuch pagal pagal lagte ho.
Hain chahne wale aur boht,
Per tum main hai ek bat alag,
Kuch apne apne lagte ho.
Yun baat baat per kho jana,
Kuch kehte kehte ruk jana,
Yeh kis uljan main rehte ho.
Ek baat kahun agar sunte ho,
Tum muj ko ache lagte ho.

[jamjoom]

9 lessons in life:

Learn 2 care,

learn 2 smile,

learn 2 cry,

learn 2 give,

learn 2 forgive,

learn to share,

learn to trust,

learn 2 love

&

learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

[jamjoom]

Love is sweet poison:

Do not consume without your beloveds advise

and keep out of

reach of children

and keep it in cool and dark place.

[jamjoom]

Some Joys r better expresseed in

silance

as a Smile hold more meanings then words.


I was asked my self if i enjoy having u in my life...

i Just Smiled.

[jamjoom]

Those who can't have u hate u,

those who have u can't handle u,


those who abuse u lose u,

&


then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

[jamjoom]

Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.

Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,

andar humidity ho rahi thi thodi der k lia bahar aa gaya!

[jamjoom]

yodon ke is bhaver me 1 pal mera ho,

pholo ke in chaman me 1 chaman mera ho,


khuda kare ke jub tum yad karo apno ko un apno me 1 naam

mera ho.

[jamjoom]

shiekh sb ki car ke piche likha tha,

'Sawan ko aane do.'

Pechese truck ne a ker thok diya.


Uspar likha tha, 'Aaya sawan jhum ke.'

[jamjoom]

Japanese traveller wanted to visit Pakistan. He reached the airport & hailed a taxi.
The Japanese said to driver: Your taxi goes very slow. Japanese taxi goes very fast. Your buses are very slow. Japanese buses are very fast.
'What!!!!'
yelled the Japanese at the end of the journey, 'your meter goes very fast!'
'Yes, sir', said the taxi driver, 'it is made in Japan!'

[jamjoom]

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

[jamjoom]

iss dunya mein,



tum he sab sey haseen ho









mein aur kahon jhot kitna,


ke tum ko yaqeen ho