[jamjoom]

GOOD MORNING

Feel good


HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE:

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Boss”

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...

7. Feel better?


HAVE A GOOD DAY

[jamjoom]

Ahale-Dil,

ahale-Dard,

ahale-Karam

kum ho jaye Sitam,

kuchh to kijiye Reham

[jamjoom]

nice people r like wind..

u can only feel their presence n sincerity...

dont look here n there 2 find them ...

just look at the name of sender....

[jamjoom]

Kali-kali nu jod ke phul banda,

phulan-phulan de milan nu bahaar kehnde ne.

Dil-dil nu jod ke rooh bandi,


Roohan-roohan de milan nu pyaar kehnde ne!

[jamjoom]

Teri doori ch,


Ik majboori ch,



Ik zindagi adhoori ch,


Roshni di Ik kiran jhalki disdi hai,


O YAARA tu jithon lang jaave,


Uthon di ta mithi v vikdi hai.

[jamjoom]

jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.

maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.

kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .

per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.

per

per

per

per

o tay miss call e ho jandi a...

[jamjoom]

Talli thalle milan da wada

ohne keeta si

jithe ohne talli dassi

oothe te khajoor a

aide vich tusi dasso

mera ki kasoor a.....?

[jamjoom]

Har jazbat ko zuban nahi milti,

har arzu ko dua nahi milti,

muskan banaye rakho to duniya hai sath,

aansuo ko to ankh me bhi panah nahi milti...

[jamjoom]

laboon pe aa ker qulfi ho gye ashar sardi mein

ghazal kehna bhi ab to ho gye dushwar sardi mein

muhaley bher k bachoon ney dhkela subha dum us ko

mager hoti nahi start apni car srdi mein

ky ahle nazer is ko bhi disco ki adaa samjhey

bechara kapkapya jab koi funkar sardi mein...

[jamjoom]

faces of man


after engagement SUPERMAN


after marriage GENTLEMAN


after 10 years WATCHMAN


after 20 years DOBERMAN

[jamjoom]

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,


Ur smile is ANALOGESIC,


Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY,


Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,


Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC..




that's why i never fall ill:)

[jamjoom]

3 thngs 2 watch:

Beauty

Behavior

Action

3 thngs 2control:

Tongue

Temper

Temptation

3 thngs 2Luv:

Purity

Honesty

HardWork





Send it to 3 lazy people as I did.

[jamjoom]

In French: Bon jour


In Spanish: Te Quiro


In Italian: Teamo


In Yugoslav: Volim Te


In English: Good Morning




In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?

[jamjoom]

*Ba adab


*Ba mulahiza


*Hoshiyaar,



*Paglon ke


*Mahraaj*


*Bewaqufon ke


*Sartaaj*


*Noor-e-chasham*


*Deewana-e-paglistan


*Sms padh rahay hain..

[jamjoom]

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[jamjoom]

Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,



padhnewala gadha.






Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala




mahan

[ahsun_4u]

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

[ADELL]

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

[ADELL]

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.

[jamjoom]

100 gram Mitti,.....


100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....


25species ke keede makode....


5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....



dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....**