[jamjoom]

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.

please help me out, i know you have it,

i wil return it .

a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

[jamjoom]

Pappu, while filling up a form:

Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?


Santa: Very long!

[jamjoom]

BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN OUR LIFE...

1)don disturb i wan2 study

2)no class,lets go2 library!!


& d Best 1 is....

3) sir i have a doubt...

[jamjoom]

Dastak Dil te Tere Yaar kabul Hove,

Khushiya nal Paroya Har kabul Hove,

Saddi nahi Aaukat Tohfa Dain Di,

De Sakda ha Ik Bas PYAAR Kabul Hove,......!

[jamjoom]

Ranjhe ton ziayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,

keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,

Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,

Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.

[jamjoom]

owner: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.

servent: I START CLEANING TOILET

owner: how does that satisfies u?

servent:i clean with ur tooth brush......

[jamjoom]

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba

Ajeeb tuhada style hai

Msg kadi karna nahi

Rolla paya hoya sadde kol Mobile hai..

[jamjoom]

Hove supne che tu,te jagave koi na

Sochaan meriyaan che tu ,te bulaave koi na

Tere khayallan de mukaddme che sazaa ho jaye

Hove umraan di kaid,te chhudave koi na........

[jamjoom]

HUM BHI SMART HAI,

AAP BHI SMART HO.

MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI.

BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,

MAI DIL ka SAAF HUn AUR AAP dimag se......

[jamjoom]

9
messages
received

1
Hi!
2
How r u?
3
Hope ur ok
4
Miss u!
5
Miss me?
6
Be happy
7
Take care
8
Bye
9 Ab mat kahna ki SMS nahi karte...

[jamjoom]

1 iS oNe aNd tWo iS 2

i 4 yOu , yOu 4 mE

WheN i gO yOu ComE WitH mE,

iTs MeaN oUr FrIenDsHiP iS VerY FaNcY.

[jamjoom]

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,

yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,

apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,

magar aapko bhulna

apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

[z~FAHEEM~z]

main tujhay dhoondnay , yaado ki khhuli sarko per
khushk pattay ki tarrah roz bikhhar jata hoon

[jamjoom]

Pick the month you were born in

Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I killed
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I raped
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I slept with
Dec - I smoked with


____________________________
Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a ****star
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bi*
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma



____________________________

Pick the colour of the Top/Shirt your wearing now..

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im ***y as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

and get the result now

[jamjoom]

Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge...

[jamjoom]

You meet many people better than me,

funnier than me, more hilarious than me,

but one thing I can say to you,

I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!

[jamjoom]

When a door of happiness closes.

Another opens.

But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we

do not see the 1 which has been opening at us

[jamjoom]

Just have a look at

this conversation and then decide Yourself Husband

hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae mein mer jaon !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,

i can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.

Husband - program performed illegal operation, it

will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log out for another

User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going

Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

[jamjoom]

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed

for

a few minutes,

thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Remember to use a

timer.

[jamjoom]

A mouse trap,

placed on top of your alarm clock,

will prevent you

from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze

button.