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Old 08-07-2008, 11:20 AM
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cigarette hai?????

Sardar to Shop-keeper: Cigarette hai??

S.keeper: V don't sale Cig here..

Next day

Sardar: Cigarette hai??

S.keeper: kel btaaya to tha k nahi hai....

Next Day

Sardar: Cigarette hai??

S.keeper: Ab agar tum ne aaker poocha to hatorrri say sir phaarrr doonga...

Next Day

Sardar: Hatorri hai??

S.Keeper: Nahi...

Sardar: Achaaaa.....to phir Cigarette hai....???
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:28 AM
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kam az kam ap se is joke ki tawaq nahi thi
kitna bonga jiya JOKE sunaya hay...
itna pakeeza to bus yahi aik tha... baaqi ki forum per ijaazat nahi hai...
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itna pakeeza to bus yahi aik tha... baaqi ki forum per ijaazat nahi hai...
to PM ka option kis liya hay forum par UNKIL jiiiiii
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Sardar to Shop-keeper: Cigarette hai??

S.keeper: V don't sale Cig here..

Next day

Sardar: Cigarette hai??

S.keeper: kel btaaya to tha k nahi hai....

Next Day

Sardar: Cigarette hai??

S.keeper: Ab agar tum ne aaker poocha to hatorrri say sir phaarrr doonga...

Next Day

Sardar: Hatorri hai??

S.Keeper: Nahi...

Sardar: Achaaaa.....to phir Cigarette hai....???
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:51 AM
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oye cig peetey ho? wo bhi akailey akailey?
chalo merey ko bhi do

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