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ENGLISH TEACHER. One beautiful girl is walking on the road. dear students now change this into exclamatory sentence.


The Boy (a student). OH my GOD..!! WHAT A PIECE...
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OH my GOD!! ....... look at the new generation
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OH MY GOD.... NEO BHI INSAN HAI.......
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OH MY GOD.... NEO BHI INSAN HAI.......
OH MY GOD !!!!.. HYDERABAD walay kya theek hogaye hay jo itni aqalmandi walay batain kar rahain hay
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OH MY GOD !!!!.. HYDERABAD walay kya theek hogaye hay jo itni aqalmandi walay batain kar rahain hay
OH MY GOD......!! NEO tum phir bhag aaye hyderabad se..
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OH MY GOD......!! NEO tum phir bhag aaye hyderabad se..
OH MY GOD !!!!.. may bhaga nahi .... balkay tumhe GARRRI may bhaga laya hooo
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OH MY GOD !!!!.. may bhaga nahi .... balkay tumhe GARRRI may bhaga laya hooo

BHAGANE KI WAJA... mere baap k dar se ...

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nahi ZALIM samajh k dar se bhii
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kiu......... oh han tum ho he itne bhayanak....
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kiu......... oh han tum ho he itne bhayanak....
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mana kya tha k subah subah aapna chehra mubarak na dekha karo.. din bhar tumhe DORAAY partay rahen ge ab
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mana kya tha k subah subah aapna chehra mubarak na dekha karo.. din bhar tumhe DORAAY partay rahen ge ab
tum kia tumhare tu msg bhi bhayanak hain

han suba he suba aty he ap ka msg mubarak para tha tab se dore par rahy hain
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tum kia tumhare tu msg bhi bhayanak hain

han suba he suba aty he ap ka msg mubarak para tha tab se dore par rahy hain
acha acha wesay walay bhi dore par rahain hain ..
han aisa to hota hay

samajh to gaye hi hogi

IBtida-e-DIN hay darta hay kya .. agay agay dekh hota hay kya
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acha acha wesay walay bhi dore par rahain hain ..
han aisa to hota hay

samajh to gaye hi hogi

IBtida-e-DIN hay darta hay kya .. agay agay dekh hota hay kya
han samaj gaye..

ye din nahien aasan bas itna samj lejiye .....ek aag ka darya hai oor doob k jana hai
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pehle woh meri gf thi
tu mein bolta ha aur woh sunti thi

phir woh meri ""fiancy""bani tu woh bolti thi aur mein sunta tha!

phir woh meri""biwi"" bani ab hum dono bolte hain aur poora mohalla sunta hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pehle woh meri ''gf'' thi
tu mein bolta ha aur woh sunti thi

phir woh meri ""fiancy""bani tu woh bolti thi aur mein sunta tha!

phir woh meri""biwi"" bani ab hum dono bolte hain aur poora mohalla sunta hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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han samaj gaye..

ye din nahien aasan bas itna samj lejiye .....ek aag ka darya hai oor doob k jana hai
achaaa........ phir koi or MOHRAAT nikal lengeee.. agar aj ka din SHUB nahi hay to
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Hahhahahahh Niceee ,,,
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MOHRAT tumhe ahoo karne ka theek hai
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