Welcome to Forumpk Mark forums read | View Forum Leaders
Forumpk

Register Members Radio & TV Games Quran Calendar Search
Quick Login:


Forumpk > Fun & Entertainment > HuMoR > J O K E S !!! » Oh My God...!!

J O K E S !!! Share your jokes and laughters in this forum.

Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >
Thread Tools Display Modes
Oh My God...!!
 
  #1  
Old 04-07-2008, 04:32 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Oh My God...!!
ENGLISH TEACHER. One beautiful girl is walking on the road. dear students now change this into exclamatory sentence.


The Boy (a student). OH my GOD..!! WHAT A PIECE...
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2  
Old 04-07-2008, 04:43 PM
Neo's Avatar
Neo Neo is offline
THE CHOSEN ONE
  

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: nahi batao gaaa...
Posts: 8,907
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 22
Thanked 91 Times in 88 Posts
Rep Power: 14
Neo will become famous soon enoughNeo will become famous soon enough
OH my GOD!! ....... look at the new generation
__________________
“Hey... GorGeOuS"

" Missed U"
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-07-2008, 04:45 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo View Post
OH my GOD!! ....... look at the new generation
OH MY GOD.... NEO BHI INSAN HAI.......
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-07-2008, 04:48 PM
Neo's Avatar
Neo Neo is offline
THE CHOSEN ONE
  

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: nahi batao gaaa...
Posts: 8,907
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 22
Thanked 91 Times in 88 Posts
Rep Power: 14
Neo will become famous soon enoughNeo will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by maya pari View Post
OH MY GOD.... NEO BHI INSAN HAI.......
OH MY GOD !!!!.. HYDERABAD walay kya theek hogaye hay jo itni aqalmandi walay batain kar rahain hay
__________________
“Hey... GorGeOuS"

" Missed U"
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-07-2008, 04:51 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo View Post
OH MY GOD !!!!.. HYDERABAD walay kya theek hogaye hay jo itni aqalmandi walay batain kar rahain hay
OH MY GOD......!! NEO tum phir bhag aaye hyderabad se..
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 04-07-2008, 04:54 PM
Neo's Avatar
Neo Neo is offline
THE CHOSEN ONE
  

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: nahi batao gaaa...
Posts: 8,907
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 22
Thanked 91 Times in 88 Posts
Rep Power: 14
Neo will become famous soon enoughNeo will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by maya pari View Post
OH MY GOD......!! NEO tum phir bhag aaye hyderabad se..
OH MY GOD !!!!.. may bhaga nahi .... balkay tumhe GARRRI may bhaga laya hooo
__________________
“Hey... GorGeOuS"

" Missed U"
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 04-07-2008, 04:59 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo View Post
OH MY GOD !!!!.. may bhaga nahi .... balkay tumhe GARRRI may bhaga laya hooo

BHAGANE KI WAJA... mere baap k dar se ...

hahahahha
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:04 PM
Neo's Avatar
Neo Neo is offline
THE CHOSEN ONE
  

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: nahi batao gaaa...
Posts: 8,907
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 22
Thanked 91 Times in 88 Posts
Rep Power: 14
Neo will become famous soon enoughNeo will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by maya pari View Post
BHAGANE KI WAJA... mere baap k dar se ...

hahahahha
nahi ZALIM samajh k dar se bhii
__________________
“Hey... GorGeOuS"

" Missed U"
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:06 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo View Post
nahi ZALIM samajh k dar se bhii
kiu......... oh han tum ho he itne bhayanak....
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:08 PM
Neo's Avatar
Neo Neo is offline
THE CHOSEN ONE
  

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: nahi batao gaaa...
Posts: 8,907
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 22
Thanked 91 Times in 88 Posts
Rep Power: 14
Neo will become famous soon enoughNeo will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by maya pari View Post
kiu......... oh han tum ho he itne bhayanak....
may or bhayanak

mana kya tha k subah subah aapna chehra mubarak na dekha karo.. din bhar tumhe DORAAY partay rahen ge ab
__________________
“Hey... GorGeOuS"

" Missed U"
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:10 PM
Enigma's Avatar
Enigma Enigma is offline
MyStErIoUs
  

Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: iss DuniyA mAin tAnhA
Posts: 3,713
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 16
Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts
Rep Power: 5
Enigma will become famous soon enough
Lolzzzzzz
Nice........:)
__________________
Teri yaad se rishta kal be tha,
Teri yaad se rishta aaj be hai

Dil apna dukhta kal be tha,
Aur afsurda aaj be hai

Woh pyar jo hum tum se karte thay,
Woh pyar tu zinda ajj be hai

Tum door howe majboori mein,
Hum bichur gae is doori mein

Kabhi waqt miley tu chale ana,
khula Dil ka Darwaza ajj b hai
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:11 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo View Post
may or bhayanak

mana kya tha k subah subah aapna chehra mubarak na dekha karo.. din bhar tumhe DORAAY partay rahen ge ab
tum kia tumhare tu msg bhi bhayanak hain

han suba he suba aty he ap ka msg mubarak para tha tab se dore par rahy hain
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:14 PM
Neo's Avatar
Neo Neo is offline
THE CHOSEN ONE
  

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: nahi batao gaaa...
Posts: 8,907
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 22
Thanked 91 Times in 88 Posts
Rep Power: 14
Neo will become famous soon enoughNeo will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by maya pari View Post
tum kia tumhare tu msg bhi bhayanak hain

han suba he suba aty he ap ka msg mubarak para tha tab se dore par rahy hain
acha acha wesay walay bhi dore par rahain hain ..
han aisa to hota hay

samajh to gaye hi hogi

IBtida-e-DIN hay darta hay kya .. agay agay dekh hota hay kya
__________________
“Hey... GorGeOuS"

" Missed U"
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:19 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo View Post
acha acha wesay walay bhi dore par rahain hain ..
han aisa to hota hay

samajh to gaye hi hogi

IBtida-e-DIN hay darta hay kya .. agay agay dekh hota hay kya
han samaj gaye..

ye din nahien aasan bas itna samj lejiye .....ek aag ka darya hai oor doob k jana hai
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:21 PM
easy_sums_life1's Avatar
easy_sums_life1 easy_sums_life1 is offline
Mystery Of the WORLD
  

Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Ankhein band karo mein nazar aogi...
Posts: 6,073
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 83
Thanked 78 Times in 76 Posts
Rep Power: 7
easy_sums_life1 is on a distinguished road
pehle woh meri gf thi
tu mein bolta ha aur woh sunti thi

phir woh meri ""fiancy""bani tu woh bolti thi aur mein sunta tha!

phir woh meri""biwi"" bani ab hum dono bolte hain aur poora mohalla sunta hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

regards:mishaal
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:21 PM
easy_sums_life1's Avatar
easy_sums_life1 easy_sums_life1 is offline
Mystery Of the WORLD
  

Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Ankhein band karo mein nazar aogi...
Posts: 6,073
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 83
Thanked 78 Times in 76 Posts
Rep Power: 7
easy_sums_life1 is on a distinguished road
pehle woh meri ''gf'' thi
tu mein bolta ha aur woh sunti thi

phir woh meri ""fiancy""bani tu woh bolti thi aur mein sunta tha!

phir woh meri""biwi"" bani ab hum dono bolte hain aur poora mohalla sunta hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

regards:mishaal
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:23 PM
Neo's Avatar
Neo Neo is offline
THE CHOSEN ONE
  

Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: nahi batao gaaa...
Posts: 8,907
Country: Users Flag!
Thanks: 22
Thanked 91 Times in 88 Posts
Rep Power: 14
Neo will become famous soon enoughNeo will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by maya pari View Post
han samaj gaye..

ye din nahien aasan bas itna samj lejiye .....ek aag ka darya hai oor doob k jana hai
achaaa........ phir koi or MOHRAAT nikal lengeee.. agar aj ka din SHUB nahi hay to
__________________
“Hey... GorGeOuS"

" Missed U"
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:23 PM
Lady Mystique Lady Mystique is offline
Guest
  

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Lost In A Crowd Of Strangers called My Best Friends ......
Posts: 1,395
Thanks: 2
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Rep Power: 0
Lady Mystique is on a distinguished road
Hahhahahahh Niceee ,,,
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:25 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo View Post
achaaa........ phir koi or MOHRAAT nikal lengeee.. agar aj ka din SHUB nahi hay to
MOHRAT tumhe ahoo karne ka theek hai
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 04-07-2008, 05:26 PM
maya pari's Avatar
maya pari maya pari is offline
** VIP
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,407
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Rep Power: 5
maya pari is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Mystique View Post
Hahhahahahh Niceee ,,,
thnxxxxxx
__________________
DiL hAi ChotA sA ChotI sI aAsHaA
cHanD tAaroOn kO cHoNeY kI aAsHaA

mAsti BhAreY mAn ki BhOLi Si aAsHaA...
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off
Forum Jump

These are the 70 most used thread tags
Tag Cloud
boys sms cool sms dosti sms dosti sms in urdu eid eid mubarak sms english eid sms famous poets friendship poetry friendship sms funny eid sms funny jokes funny pathan sms funny sms gama ghazal sms girls sms greetings & quotes hindi ramadan sms image islamic sms islamic sms messages islamic texts jokes ladies latest / new eid sms latest/new islamic sms lg-mb110 love & romantic sms lovely sms love poetry love sms love sms2 love texts love urdu poetry miricles.... muhammad naughty sms pathan jokes pathan sms pathan sms jokes poetry poetry sms quran raja ramadan sms romantic poetry romantic sms rut sad love poetry sad love potery sad shayari sms sad sms samina sardar jokes sardar sms search shayari sms sms sms for dosti sms on dosti sms poetry sms shayari software tariq text messages ultra slim urdu urdu eid sms urdu sms
These are the 100 most searched terms
Search Cloud
7 c's of communication beautiful mehndi designs cplc currency rates dajjal in israel download ringtones earn money earn money online forumpk forumpk.com funny text symbols ghazal sms hindi love letter horoscope in urdu inspirational qoutes ketrina load shedding in pakistan mahandi meaningful words mehndi designs mobile prices mobile tones naswar new funny sms orkut pakistan richest man prize bond formula qurani wazaif richest man in pakistan richest man of pakistan ring tones ringtones ringtones download sahih bukhari sahih bukhari in urdu serial usb disk security sms hi sms smspk smspk.com standard chartered bank umaira ahmed urdu horoscope urdu shairy usb disk security key usb disk security serial wasi shah wasi shah poetry wazaif worldcall evdo www.mobilezone.com.pk ...

All times are GMT +5. The time now is 11:07 AM.
Forumpk.com Online Pakistan Discussion Forums Copyright © 2000-2008 KalPoint.com

Contact Us - Pakistani Forum - Archive - Top

Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
 
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Forumpk.com. All Rights Reserved.

by Kalpoint.com