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tu es tarha tu tum tu CHAMPION hoge DUFFER k.....
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wo tu hun he mian INTELLIGENT...............
isay INTELLINGent hona nahi DHEET pana khetay hain
k apni kamzori ka iqrar na karnaa
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isay INTELLINGent hona nahi DHEET pana khetay hain
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nahein GURU jee ap he mere guru hain DHEET pane k
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chalo GURU DAKSHANA BHI do aaab
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nahein main guru ko 100 hunter nahien mar sakti
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JOTY hain khane hain
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chalo sendal kha lo tum
sendal to darakht hota hay ..
bari achi LAKRI hoti hay us darakht ki khushboo bhi ati hay
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