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SHEKHEIN CHILLI Jiiiii bas karain ap khuwab dekhnaa
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ap ko acha laga hume khushi hoi
hi G

hmmm .... :)

sorry about last night ....
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khwabo pe kis ka pahra hai
KHUWAB kis k??

jis k hongay usko pata hoga na mujhey kya pata
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hi G

hmmm .... :)

sorry about last night ....
aray sorry kahay ko
"baray baray shehro may aise choti moti batain hoti rehti hain "

magar phir bhi ainda khayal rekhna
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KHUWAB kis k??

jis k hongay usko pata hoga na mujhey kya pata
hahahahahha@@ han han ami abu ko pata hai
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:39 PM
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hahahahahha@@ han han ami abu ko pata hai
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to may kya karoo??

kya tumhara matlab wohhhhhhh to nahi
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to may kya karoo??

kya tumhara matlab wohhhhhhh to nahi
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han tum theksamjyyy mera matlab ye HAI

itni safaye kyo de rahi hoooo

.. itni safaye to woh detay hain jin k dil may chor hota hay
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itni safaye kyo de rahi hoooo

.. itni safaye to woh detay hain jin k dil may chor hota hay
aj safai karne wali nahein ai na es waja se

lol itni safai kiu de rahi hu..@@@ CHOR nahien chorni hai dil main
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:55 PM
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aj safai karne wali nahein ai na es waja se

lol itni safai kiu de rahi hu..@@@ CHOR nahien chorni hai dil main
tumharay hotay haon aj kya .. us ko aana hi nahi chahya

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tumharay dil may CHORNI .. kya keh rahi ho

samajh to gaye hi hogi
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tumharay hotay haon aj kya .. us ko aana hi nahi chahya

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tumharay dil may CHORNI .. kya keh rahi ho

samajh to gaye hi hogi
gana tha na wo bata rahi thi......

aj sade nal kal kisy hor ni....sanu pata tere dil wich chorni...

nahen samji ab bataoo tum
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:03 PM
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gana tha na wo bata rahi thi......

aj sade nal kal kisy hor ni....sanu pata tere dil wich chorni...

nahen samji ab bataoo tum
bari dosti hay tumhari too

asi tu sab de naal haige.. .. hun samajhnay walay de samajh te

nahi samjhi .. to is k liya zarori k tum ye samjho k kyo nahi samjhiii
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bari dosti hay tumhari too

asi tu sab de naal haige.. .. hun samajhnay walay de samajh te

nahi samjhi .. to is k liya zarori k tum ye samjho k kyo nahi samjhiii
helloooooo......!! itni punjabi samj nahein ati mujko

samaj samaj k samaj ko samjho samaj samajna he ek samaj hai samaj samaj k jo na samje meri samaj main wo na samja hai ................ samjhey nasamaj
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helloooooo......!! itni punjabi samj nahein ati mujko

samaj samaj k samaj ko samjho samaj samajna he ek samaj hai samaj samaj k jo na samje meri samaj main wo na samja hai ................ samjhey nasamaj
to tumhe ata kya hay ???
na punjabi ati na urdu .. na sindhi na balochi na pashtoo..

uFF itni duffer kyo ho u wesay ???
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to tumhe ata kya hay ???
na punjabi ati na urdu .. na sindhi na balochi na pashtoo..

uFF itni duffer kyo ho u wesay ???
DUFFER hone k liye reason ki zarorat hai
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:21 PM
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DUFFER hone k liye reason ki zarorat hai
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