[Zaino]

It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments.

She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers.

Then her husband got an idea....

He turned to the crowd of guests and said "Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?"

... about twenty people stood.


Then he asked " Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?"

.....about twenty five people stood up.

The He smiled and said

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"Will all those who stood please leave, This is a birthday party".

[Style Mantra]

hahaha lol nice strategy :D

[ASQR]

Birth day prt jokes.

Q: What do you give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?

A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
Here's another one of those great birthday jokes:

When I was a child my family was so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Oh, I don't know", she said. "Just give me something with diamonds". That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

If there are 23 people in a room, there's a 50% chance that two of them will share a birthday (it's been proven mathematically).

What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.
Here's another one of those great birthday jokes:

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then the were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q. What party game do rabbits like to play?
A. Musical Hares!

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

It's not about age, it's about attitude.

[Zaino]

Nice .. ..

ASQR

[Kool Guy]

hahahaha lols

[ASQR]

I am pleased that all are pleased.

[HULK]

Wha kiya smartness hai

[ASQR]

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites Attract.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.


Why are men like commercialYou can't believe a word they say.

Here are the top 10 ways Women drive Men crazy

Do not say what you mean. Ever.

Look them in the eye and start laughing.

Cry.

Gather many female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they are
present. Sing all the words. Sing to them. Sing loud.

Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong.

Plan little relationship anniversaries, i.e. the monthly anniversary of the time

you saw each other in the library for five minutes.
Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.

Constantly claim you're fat. Ask them. Then cry, regardless of their answer.

Ok, but men still can't live without them

[sherazahmed]

Good yar
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