[Kool Guy]

* Team can post total of 10 Jokes in a week.
* Jokes should be related to topic given.
* You can post Jokes in Urdu & English.
* You can not repeat Jokes already posted. Otherwise they will be canceled.
* Judge will decide which team has posted good n quality Jokes.
* No off topic posts are allowed.
* Maximum of 4 Members can take part in this competition from each team.
* Judges will keep an eye on competition. SO if they found any problem or Breaking of rules. * They have authority to disqualify that member who is involved.
* Result will be announce after Judges Decision.
* points will not be given on per person base.
* Members Chosen by Team Leader can only take part in competition.
* If Any team's Leader didn't post any name of particpant in 3 days. 2nd team will win that competition.

This Weeks Topic is " POLITCICAL JOKES "

[LOYAL]

I have made a video that's political joke .... can i submit that ???

[MirzaKamran]

Asjad name kab do Gayaaaaaaa

[Kool Guy]

Nops videos not allowed.

& Ab tak dono teams k leaders nay kisi member ka name post nahi kera hai so Both posts filhaal count nahi hongi...

[Kool Guy]

Members for my team:

Loyal
Kool Guy
Zubair
adorebale queen

Our team will post in ORANGE color

[Zubair]

Meri Qom K Bahaddur Jawano Utho,
Kab Tak Soty Raho Gay...??






Qom Par YE Waqt Bohat Bhari Hai ....






Utho Jaldi Karo,



Jute Chappal Sub Chor Do,



Utility Store Pe Aata Aa Gia Hai...

[Style Mantra]

Members for my team :

Mirzakamran
Dil2Dil
Asjad_pisces
Lubna_lkh

Our Team will post in Blue colour

[Famqi]

mere khyal se to team nahi honi chahhiye iske alawa aisa hona chahiye her mem ko ek joke post kerne ki ijazet ho chahe jitne log post karen ek deadline ho us date tek jitne joke post hon usme se best joke ko select ker lia jaye bes... mera ye meshwara ahi baqi app logon ki merzi

[lubna_lkh]

1. In 2008
PAKISTAN means

P = Petrol 69 Rs Ltr
A = Aata 250 Rs Kg
K = Khud Kash Hamle
I = Ilm Ki Kami
S = Sarkon Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Helpless
N = No Electricity

[lubna_lkh]

2. Ab full CORRUPTION ki bari hai,,
q k ab Dor-e-Zardari hai..

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,,
q k ab Dor-e-Zardari hai..

Ab ap ki izzat ap ki apni zimmedari hai,,
q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai..

Ab tabahi qismat hamari hai,,
q k ab Altaf Hussain ka bhai Asif Zardari hai..

[lubna_lkh]

3. Future me price list is tarha hogi...

CHAAWAL 10 RUPAY K DO DAANEY,,
DAAL 50 RUPAY K 4 DAANEY,,
OIL 10 RUPAY K 2 QATREY,,
DOODH 10 RUPAY K 2 QATREY,,

List k neechey ek zaroori note bhi likha hoga k..

" Jo Bhi Ye Sab Cheezen Khareedeyga
Usey Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghney Ko Mileygi...!!
Jaldi Kijiye Ye Offer Mehdood Muddat Tak K Lye Hai..!!
Jiye Zardari...

[MirzaKamran]

1
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.

"What is it?" exclaims the President.

"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"

"Just go ahead and pay it."

2
Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having *** with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

3

Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape but that she was pregnant! She told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant.

Well, she stormed out of the office and went to the receptionist and took the phone and called the White house. When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she wanted to talk to Bill right away. Well, they rang the oval office and Bill answered.

Hillary said, "Do you know what you did you rotten bastard? You got me pregnant!" The president remained silent.

Again, Hillary screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!"

Bill finally answered, "Who is this?"

[MirzaKamran]

4
Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal."

"Well" replied the other farmer "I'm not sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two horses you'd give me one?"

"Of course" says the first.

The second farmer continued: "and of you had two cars, you'd give me one of them too?"

"absolutely"

"So" says the second farmer, "if you had two pigs then you'd give me one of them?"

"ah, now hang on a minute" says the first, "you know I've got two pigs!"

[MirzaKamran]

5
A TALE OF TWO PIGS
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary.. So, now what do you think?"
The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."

[MirzaKamran]

6
ORDERING DINNER
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almandine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish," Hillary replies.

[MirzaKamran]

7
THE PUPPY TRADER
Hillary Clinton was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies are they?"
The boy replies, "They're Democratic puppies, Ma'am." With this she smiles and walks off.
Later on that day she mentions to Bill about the boy and his puppies and suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The next week Bill was on his way to McDonald's and saw the boy and his puppies.
He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?"
The boy replies, "They're Republican puppies, Sir."
"Republican puppies?" Bill asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Democratic puppies."
The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."

[lubna_lkh]

Sayasat Daano Ne Awaam Ki Mohabbat Ka Kesa Sila Diya..
Itni Ki Mehngaai K Haston Ko Rula Diya..

Socha Tha K Salary Barhayenge....
Salary To Barhai Nahi GHANTA Barha Diya...

[lubna_lkh]

5. President
"SHETAANI"

Prime Mininter
"GILLANI"

Army Chief
"KIYANI"

Speaker
"ZANAANI"

"AATA NA ROTI"

"BIJLI NA PANI"



WAH REY
PAKISTANI

TERI AJAB
KAHANI

[Kool Guy]

1997 Larki say milna bohat mushkil tha... us k 6 / 6 bhai ghar per hotay thay.

2008 Larki say milna bohat asaan... cuz us k saray bhai AAATA GHEE lainay gaye hoye hain.

GEO ZARDARI

[Kool Guy]

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.