[negative]

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS

FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?



One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!



Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.We are worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$$what I meant and re$pond $oon.



Your$$incerely,



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:




Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .


---- Your Boss

[HULK]

lolz:d
nice joke:)

moderators, please is ko jokes ki category main move ker dain:) thank you:

[untruefeelings]

Originally Posted by negative

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS

FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?



One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!



Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.We are worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$$what I meant and re$pond $oon.



Your$$incerely,



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:




Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .


---- Your Boss

oh gr8 yaaar
bht zabardast hai

[Neo]

Originally Posted by negative

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS

FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?



One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!



Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.We are worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$$what I meant and re$pond $oon.



Your$$incerely,



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:




Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .


---- Your Boss

hahahhaa.. very clever joke..

[eleni]

aik dam bolly tu jhakas ..per itna kerny ke kia zarorot saaf saf meri terh bolo naa... without butteringgg.... hey i should get good raise haaaan .. werna i will leave uuu.. or if thy r alredy short staff like us tu un ka baaap bhi dy gaaaa

[ASQR]

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

[untruefeelings]

Originally Posted by ASQR

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

kooooolllll

[Enigma]

Lolzzzzzzzzzzz
Nice 1!

[kakn08]

kiya baat hai..
lugta hai sab meray boss kay under hi kaam kartay hain..ya ye boss isi cheez ka naam hai.

[ASQR]

Boss if reversed will look like ssob, meaning stupid son of b****
A good boss leads by example and not fear.
A good boss sets goals for himself to set examples.
A Good boss motivates not aggravate
A good boss calls empliyees, associates and not workers.
A good boss offers incentives and not fines to invigorate work
A good boss trains and not blames to achieve higher goals
A good boss is always punctual to expect punctuality