[Decent Kuri]

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
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People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion!!!!!
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A young Asian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
Then he says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
The mother replies, "I don't like her."
(hahaha hehehe)

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WHO IS THE GREATEST ?



Cow, Ant & Donkey

Cow , ant & a Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of THEM

So here it goes........ ......... .

Cow : I give 50 litters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.

Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest.

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HELLO--- WHY ARE YOU SCROLLING DOWN ???

ITS YOUR TURN NOW - PLEASE SPEAK UP ...









Plz don't mind-
agar baray (elder) parhain ya kisi ko bura lagay to SORRY...


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A Really Bad Day:

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."








AIK DAFA AIK BACHA BAAGH ME DARAKHT PAR CHARH KAR SAIB (apple) CHURA RAHA HOTA HAY.ITEFAAQ SE MAALI WAHA AA JAATA HAY, USAY KEHTA HAY-
NEECHAY UTAR WARNA TERE GHAR JAA KAR TERE BAAP KO KEHTA HOON.
BACHA KEHTA HAY GHAR JAANY KI KYA ZAROORAT HAY, ABBA SAAHT WALAY DARAKHT PAR HAIN .



Malik apne nauker se kehta hai ke jao koi khali rikshaw le ke aao...
Nauker jata hai aur kafi der ke baad aakr kehta hai,
Malik koi khali rikshaw nahin, her rikshaw main driver betha tha.



Aik parosi doosray say: yaar jub bhi mien gaana gana shuru karta hoon tumhara kuta mujhe pay bhonknay lagta hai
Parosi: yaar iss mien kutay ka kiya kasur pehal tu tum hi kartay ho na.




Banmanus ka bacha apni maa se:
maa hum itney badsurat kiun hai

maa ne kaha: toba karo beta hum to phir bhi behtar hain...
us ko dekho jo ye parh raha hai.