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16-04-2008, 07:00 PM
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 Question Answer ............ Funny Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating !!! Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ? A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai. A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai. Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ? A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta' Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye. A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
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16-04-2008, 07:02 PM
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| hahahhahah.... nice sharing :)
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16-04-2008, 07:21 PM
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| Hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha hahahahhahahahahah
__________________ CausE I can't livE if you'rE nOt happY I can't livE if yOU cry, But I can livE withOUt yOU if it makEs yOU smilE... |
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16-04-2008, 07:23 PM
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| hahahahahaahah GREAT SHARING LOVE
__________________  Suno! Tum Azm Walay Ho Bala Ka Zabt Rakhtay Ho Tumhain Kuch Bhi Nahi Hoga Magar Dekho Jisay Tum Chhoray Jatay Ho Usay Tou Theek Se Shayad Bichharna Bhi Nahi Aata Suno! Tum Azam Walay Ho Usay Matt Chhor Ke Jao |
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17-04-2008, 12:51 AM
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 lols
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17-04-2008, 12:51 AM
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| Moved to Jokes Section
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17-04-2008, 01:26 AM
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__________________ CausE I can't livE if you'rE nOt happY I can't livE if yOU cry, But I can livE withOUt yOU if it makEs yOU smilE... |
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17-04-2008, 01:44 AM
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| Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating !!! hahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhaha
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17-04-2008, 08:22 AM
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| lolzzz last one was hilariouss.... nice I M IN LOVE.. 
__________________  “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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18-04-2008, 11:48 AM
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| yeh sab loog forumpk kiyon join krtay hein..............?
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18-04-2008, 02:32 PM
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19-04-2008, 02:36 AM
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__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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19-04-2008, 05:03 AM
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| Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!  ========================= Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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19-04-2008, 05:53 AM
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 hahahhahahaa@ he did it all by him self... 
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19-04-2008, 05:59 AM
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19-04-2008, 06:01 AM
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__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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19-04-2008, 06:09 AM
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| Man : Is there any way for long life ? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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19-04-2008, 06:11 AM
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 hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa........... 
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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19-04-2008, 09:33 AM
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| One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
__________________ Suno! Tum Azm Walay Ho Bala Ka Zabt Rakhtay Ho Tumhain Kuch Bhi Nahi Hoga Magar Dekho Jisay Tum Chhoray Jatay Ho Usay Tou Theek Se Shayad Bichharna Bhi Nahi Aata Suno! Tum Azam Walay Ho Usay Matt Chhor Ke Jao |
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