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26-04-2008, 12:48 PM
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| Logic Teacher : The books put on the table and the table put in the room. means the books put in the room...... understand ? Students : Yes Sir, Logic Teacher : Very Good.... can U tell me other example ? One Student : Sir, U love your daughter and I Love You.
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26-04-2008, 12:50 PM
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| I Saw Someone In Da Cofee Shop Attractive Graceful Intelligent Smart Decent More Like Celebrity I Went Closer Oh God Ye Mirrors Bhi Na:-)
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26-04-2008, 12:52 PM
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| How guys select the girl they want to marry A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money. Guess which lady he chose to marry? Think like a man . . . (scroll down for the answer) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * He married the most beautiful one!!!!!! Men are Men.... Obviously!!!
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26-04-2008, 12:54 PM
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| Lessons in Logic I was born intelligent - Education ruined me. .................................................. ........... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice? .................................................. .............. If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for? .................................................. ............ Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak. .................................................. .......... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. .................................................. ........... If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, It's your stupidity. .................................................. ...... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman. .................................................. .......... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life. .................................................. ........... Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today. .................................................. .............. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep .................................................. ........... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning .................................................. ......... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk .................................................. ........ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn. .................................................. ...... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........ >:
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26-04-2008, 12:55 PM
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| Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!
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02-05-2008, 04:15 AM
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| WAH WAH .........very good ...........keep it up buddy ........... 
__________________ ALLAH APP KO DUNIYA AUR AKHIRAT MEIN KAMIYABI ATA KARAY . AMEEN -------------------------------- |
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09-05-2008, 03:14 PM
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| Papu pinky ko pasand karta he ore pinky pappu ke bhai ko .jab ke pappu ke bhai ko pinky ki behan achi lagte he lakin pinky ki behan pappu ko pasand karte he halan ke pappu pahle he pinky ko chahta he ab jab ke pinky ko pappu acha nahe lagta ore pappu ka bhai pinky kalee razi nahe he ore pappu pinky ke behan se peyar nahe karta jab ke pinky ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha nahe lagta to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . un ka personal problem hai ap kion apna dimagh kharab kar rahe ho ..?
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09-05-2008, 03:16 PM
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| Modren Faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k wastay khana de do. Baji: abhi khana nahi bana, baad main aa kar lay jana. Faqir: mera mobile number Le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
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09-05-2008, 03:19 PM
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| sardar-1------raat tumharay kamray ki khirki khuli hoi thi main nay apnay ghar ki chhat say daikha tum apni wife kay saath dance ker rahay thay... sardar-2-------oyee tum ban gayee na bewaqoof raat tou main ghar main tha hi nahee .
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19-05-2008, 02:41 PM
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| A Merasi went to a chaudhry & demand rishta of Cahudhry's daughter.. Chaudhry at once blew up and ordered his servants to beat Merasi.. After 15 minutes of phenti they threw in front of Chaudhry... Merasi stood up tumbling and setting his dress Asked to chaudhery.."Fir ma inkar e Samjhaan?!!
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24-05-2008, 03:40 PM
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| D U A ........ Aap ko khushian itni milain jitni GOVT ko gaaliyan Aapki zindgi say gham aisay khatam hoon jaisay pakistan say Atta Aapko Dr. Qadir jaisa sabar milay Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili Health itni ho jitni adnan sami ki aur aur aur aapkay din aisay phirain jaisay ASIF ZARDARI kay !!!! ********
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24-05-2008, 03:41 PM
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| Premi : Ab hamare beech kuch bhi nahi raha, tum mere sare love letters mujhe lauta do. Premika ne letter ki tokri us k samnay rakhi aur boli " ISMEIN SE JO TUMRAY HAIN WOH NIKAAL LO "
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24-05-2008, 03:44 PM
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| Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya Inspector bhi sardar tha bola to behan kuch or paka lo.......
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24-05-2008, 03:45 PM
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| 1 sardar airhostess se, “Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!” Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai
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24-05-2008, 03:46 PM
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| Four guys 1 from Harward: 1 Oxford 1 Texas & a Sardar from Pujab university 1 common question: What is the fastest thing in world? Oxford : Light Harvard : Thought Texas : Blink of an eye Sardar : It’s loose motions, because last night I was lying in my bed & before I could blink,think or turn on the lights, it was over !!!
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24-05-2008, 03:47 PM
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| Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the ‘S’ !!!
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24-05-2008, 03:48 PM
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| Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don’t know? Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay
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21-06-2008, 10:04 PM
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niceee ..thanx for sharing 
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21-06-2008, 10:06 PM
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| Boy Achanak Girl Ko Dekh K : Lafz Tere .... Geet Mere ... Gazal Koi Sunaun Kia ?? Girl : Haath Mere ..... Gaal Tere ... Kaan K Neeche Bajjaun Kia ??
__________________ Chaahe Jo Tumhen Poore Dil Se Milta Hai Woh Mushkil Se Aesa Jo Koi Kahin Hai Bas Wohi Sab Se Haseen Hai Us Haath Ko Tum Thaam Lo Woh Mehrbaan Kal Ho Na Ho .... |
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