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19-04-2008, 04:55 PM
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| Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
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19-04-2008, 05:01 PM
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| Way to Impress a Girl Respect Her Honour Her Lover Her Protect Her Obey Her Care for Her Sacrifice for Her How to Impress a Boy " " " " " " " " " " " " Just Smile Once & GameOver
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21-04-2008, 06:29 PM
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| Hahahahha Good Sharing Keep It Up..  |
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21-04-2008, 07:23 PM
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__________________ CausE I can't livE if you'rE nOt happY I can't livE if yOU cry, But I can livE withOUt yOU if it makEs yOU smilE... |
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21-04-2008, 07:24 PM
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__________________ CausE I can't livE if you'rE nOt happY I can't livE if yOU cry, But I can livE withOUt yOU if it makEs yOU smilE... |
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21-04-2008, 07:25 PM
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__________________ CausE I can't livE if you'rE nOt happY I can't livE if yOU cry, But I can livE withOUt yOU if it makEs yOU smilE... |
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21-04-2008, 07:26 PM
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__________________ CausE I can't livE if you'rE nOt happY I can't livE if yOU cry, But I can livE withOUt yOU if it makEs yOU smilE... |
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21-04-2008, 07:27 PM
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__________________ CausE I can't livE if you'rE nOt happY I can't livE if yOU cry, But I can livE withOUt yOU if it makEs yOU smilE... |
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22-04-2008, 12:25 PM
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| Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
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22-04-2008, 12:26 PM
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| Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?” Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
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22-04-2008, 12:27 PM
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| Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
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22-04-2008, 12:28 PM
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| 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi nay kaha, ?Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey? Pehli makhi boli: ?Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai?
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22-04-2008, 12:32 PM
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| Do bachey apis mein takrar kr rahey the......................... Bacha 1: Hamari car tumhary car se ziada khubsorat he. Bacha 2: Rehney do, 1947 ka model rakha howa he, is model ke car to ab road pe nazar bhi nahi atein..... aur laga he hamary car se muqabala karney. Hamary car ziada khubsorat he..... Bacha 1: Acha hamara ghar to tumharey ghar se ziada acha he na......!!!! Bacha 2: Rehney do..... mein ne zindgi mein itna purana ghar nahin dekha... ab gira aur ab gira.... Hamara ghar ziada khubsorat hey. Bacha 1: Acha meri Ammi to tumhari Ammi se ziada khubsorat he na.....!!! Bacha 2: Tum jeet gay yar......!!!! Merey Abu bhi yahi kehtey hein...
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22-04-2008, 12:33 PM
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| hahahahahaa
__________________  Dard Me bhi Ye Lab muskura jatay hain Beete Lamhay hume Jab bhi yaad Atay hain |
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22-04-2008, 12:34 PM
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| There were two Americans Travelling on a plane. Sitting behind them was a Muslims. As they realized that a Muslims is Travelling with them. They started talking loudly with each other. James said to Tim. Tim where r u going, hopefully to Dubai. Tim said Nah There are too many Muslims, streets and roods are flooded with them. James smiles and said then u must be going to Iran. <P> Tim said r u mad, Muslims in Iran are more fanatic and mad then Dubai. Muslim who was listening to them could not bear it and said hey u both go to hell, for sure there would be no Muslim
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22-04-2008, 12:35 PM
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| Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho
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22-04-2008, 12:37 PM
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| sardar--- if i die, will you remarry wife------no, i will stay with my sister sardar---ok wife------ if i die will you remarry sardar---no i will also stay with your sister
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22-04-2008, 12:44 PM
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| Son: sab log shaadi kar k pareshan hain, to ye shaadi kyun kartay hain...? Dad: beta aqal badaam khanay se nahi, thokar kha k aati hai
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23-04-2008, 10:59 AM
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| English teacher : Make a sentence using 'Neither-Nor' Naughty boy : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "Neither" are they comfortable, "Nor" we !
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26-04-2008, 12:43 PM
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| Sardar To Wife:suit Bera Sohna Paya Ey, Wife:thanx Ji Sardar:lipstick Vi Sohni Lai Ey Wife:thanx Ji Sardar:sohni Fair Vi Nai Lagdi .. :)
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