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10-04-2008, 04:48 PM
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| BAAP:(Sonu Se) : Kya le jaa rahe ho beta ? Sonu : Marksheet BAAP : Kaise number hai ?? Sonu : math mein 2, science mein 4,history mein 5 BAAP: (ghusse se) : Gadhe kahin ke jab min padhtaa tha to class min sabse achche number laata tha. Sonu : Aap hi ki marksheet hai, almaari mein rakhne jaa raha hoon.
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10-04-2008, 04:49 PM
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| Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar roz roz jaata tha. Dost ke bache use chacha-chacha kehte the, to use bada achcha lagta tha. Achcanak ek din bache mamu-mamu bolne lage. Bhatejon se pucha ki kya ho gaya ? Bachon ne saaf kaha k jab aap aa rahe the to papa ne mummi se kaha ki saalaa phir aa raha hai !!
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10-04-2008, 09:28 PM
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| Baap: baita,paper kaisa huwa? Baita: bas pehla sawal ***** gia! Baap: acha! aur baqi? Baita: 3rd mujhe atta nahii tha! 4th mai karna bhool gia! 5th mujhe nazar nhe aaya! 6th paper ki pichle taraf tha,maine daikha he nahi Baap ghussy mai bola: aur dosra? Baita: bas sirf wohi ghalat huwa hai
__________________ Chaahe Jo Tumhen Poore Dil Se Milta Hai Woh Mushkil Se Aesa Jo Koi Kahin Hai Bas Wohi Sab Se Haseen Hai  Us Haath Ko Tum Thaam Lo Woh Mehrbaan Kal Ho Na Ho .... |
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14-04-2008, 03:16 PM
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nice joke....... wesy kahin ya papers tumnay he tu nahi diya thay.... 
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14-04-2008, 03:16 PM
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| Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyenge Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey:Nahi karenge Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge Bachey: nahi kasenge Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
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14-04-2008, 03:17 PM
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| aik chota sa boy 8 years ka Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega...
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14-04-2008, 03:18 PM
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| SHARABI: Doctor Sahib kia app meri sharaab choorwa saktay hain. DOCTOR: keon nahi Insha Allah Zaroor Choorwa doon ga. SHARABI: tu phir meray sath chalo police waloon nay 2 botlain meri pakar li hain.
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14-04-2008, 03:19 PM
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| Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him hy, he came close 2 her, she felt shy. he went near her & told her.. PETROL KHATAM HO GIA HAY.
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14-04-2008, 03:20 PM
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| MAn Saw A snake on her mother-in-law's bed MAn to snake:Meri saas ko dass lay Snake: Abey kiya das lay? mein to essi say apna zehar easy load karwata hon.
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16-04-2008, 02:57 PM
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| Wife: Tum mujhe kitna piyar kerte ho? Hus: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Hus: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay to tum ker rahi ho.
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16-04-2008, 03:22 PM
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| 1 Pathaan Dosre Pathaan se Agar tu ye bata de kay meri tokri me kia hai to saray anday tere or agar tu ye bata de kay tokri me kitnay anday hain to 8 k 8 teray ho jae gay Or agar tu ye bhi bata de kay kis janwer kay hain.. to wo murgi bhi teri Dosra Pathaan : oyeee yaaaaraaaa koi Eshaara to de ham ko
__________________  Dard Me bhi Ye Lab muskura jatay hain Beete Lamhay hume Jab bhi yaad Atay hain |
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16-04-2008, 03:33 PM
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ander ki baaten sab k saamne ...  
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16-04-2008, 04:04 PM
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__________________  Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly, And leave the rest to Allah. |
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19-04-2008, 04:44 PM
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thx bro......
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19-04-2008, 04:44 PM
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| Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata. Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ... malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, "Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........
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19-04-2008, 04:45 PM
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| small love story a boy and girl in restaurant Boy:I love u Girl: I don't love u Boy: think again Girl: no no and no Boy:waiter bring separate bills Girl: ok ok I love u
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19-04-2008, 04:47 PM
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| Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmine Lily! All flowers r sweet but... They've no comparison with u! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gobi ke phool ki baat hi alag hoti hai!
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19-04-2008, 04:53 PM
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| Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain , aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai doosra bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to teesra doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai...
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19-04-2008, 04:54 PM
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| question:NISAR kaise paida hua ???? answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya ...
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19-04-2008, 04:54 PM
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| Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? sardar bola jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay, admai ne bola jenab agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? sardar bola, jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
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