[Nida_Shaaz]

PLEASE FILL THIS FORM ASAP, PAKISTAN NEEDS A PRIME MINISTER BADLY.

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Pakistani National Assembly Elections.

1. Name of Candidate: ______________________

2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail: ______________________
(ii) Cell Number: ______________________ (If not in Jail, attach proof of residence)

3. Political Party: _______________________
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological Order)
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3.a. Size of party
A. Myself
B. Me & my family
C. Enough to occupy a Tonga

4. Gender :
A - Male
B - Female
C - Nawaz Shareef
D - "General" (any)

5. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - All of above

6. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
if you choose "D,- attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Very well known Psychiatrist )

7. How many years of public corruption experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs

8. Give details of best criminal cases pending against you (Restrict upto best 5; Attach a separate sheet)

9. How many years have you spent in Jail ?
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years

10. Are you involved in any financial scams ?
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - see a foreign hand.

11. What is your Annual Corruption Income ?
A - 10-50 Crores
B - 50-100 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc. to Rupees)

12. Do you have any developmental plans for the country in mind ?
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No
E - All of the above

13. Describe in space provided, your achievements, if any.
_________________.

Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)

[Desert_ Rules]

lolz ....

[Kool Guy]

haha nice