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27-01-2008, 02:55 PM
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 Smart way to get Pay raise! The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: -'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?' -Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you . -' Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me? -'Maria: 'The Master said so. -'Madam: 'Oh. -'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. -' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I? -'Maria: 'The Master did.’ Madam. -'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you. -' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?  -'Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did. 'SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE 
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28-01-2008, 04:41 AM
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| eewwww!!! lol
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28-01-2008, 05:18 AM
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13-05-2008, 06:40 AM
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| kyo k tum to ho hi dufferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...   hahahhahaha nice oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee zainooooooooo
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14-05-2008, 12:03 AM
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