[djsayz]

1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of courz, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Becoz that provez that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've juz twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitaminz for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doezn't know the alphabet yet!!


4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asteriskz !


5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Becoz the priest sayz 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better n 4worze.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, iz it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it'z a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7) Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

[winter]

great !!!!

[djsayz]

thakx buddy

[winter]

bec i watch everyday my younger sis she likes him so much & call him he is her uncle lolzzzzz

[Kool Guy]

lols.... Thanks for sharing

lols @ Muskan

[furqan Sattar]

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