[shehzada4U]

Sardaar ko poori raat machairon nay bahot paraishaan kia

us ka dimaagh goomaa

sardaar nay zehar p lia

or bola!

"Ab kaato saalo sab k sab maro gay"

[shehzada4U]

Boy: Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?

Father:well, son, You must have gotten it from your mother

because i still have mine.

[fairnas]

Originally Posted by shehzada4U

Sardaar ko poori raat machairon nay bahot paraishaan kia

us ka dimaagh goomaa

sardaar nay zehar p lia

or bola!

"Ab kaato saalo sab k sab maro gay"

very nice ...............

[shehzada4U]

Originally Posted by fairnas

very nice ...............

thanks and most well come

[Badnaam]

very nice jokes

[shehzada4U]

5 pathanon nay mil k aik texi li

15 Din hogaye

laikin kio sawaari nehe mili

Q?

Qn k 3 khan peechay or 2 khan aagay baith kar sawari dhoond rahay thay.

[shehzada4U]

Pathan, tEXi walay say:

market jana hay kitna lay ga?

texi wala: 100 rupay

pathan: hamaray pas 100 rupay ni hain

texi wala:phir kitna day ga?

pathan: ham 30 rupay day ga

texi wala: 30 may kon lay jaye ga?

pathan: tum peechay baitho 30 main ham lay k jaye gaaa..

[fairnas]

[shehzada4U]

PATI PATNI GHOOMNAY GAYE

RAASTAY MAIN GADHAA GHAAS KHA RAHA RAHA THAA

PATNI BOLI: WO DAIKHO TUMHAARA RISHTE DAAR GHAAS KHA RAHA HAY, NAMASTAY KARO!

PATI BOLA: NAMASTAY SASUR JEEEEEE!

[shehzada4U]

SARDAAR CAUGHT HIS WIFE HAVING AN AFFAIR,

HE DECIDED TO KILL HIMSELF & HIS WIFE,

APNI KAAN PATTI PAR PISTAL LAGGAYEE

AND SAID TO HIS WIFE:

TOO KHUSH NA HO AGLEE BAARI TUMHAARI HAY.

[shehzada4U]

HOTEL MAIN KHAANA KHA KAR

SARDAAR HAATH DHONAY K BAJAYE BAISEN DHONAY LAGA

VETER NAY POOCHAA

KIA KAR RAHAY HO?

SARDAAR BOLA: DAIKHTA NEHE KIAA?

KIA LIKHA HAY?

"WASH BAISEN"

[Faraz]

nice shehzade

[Faraz]

A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

[Faraz]

A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Malaysianin Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden Saudi police entered and arrested them.

But, as it was a nationalholiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving20 lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "I allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and then
said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.

The India n guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back".

But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again. Sheikh turned to Pakistani and said: "You are from a brother country, so you can have 2 wishes!"

"Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the pakistani replies.

"My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes."
"If you so desire", the Sheikh replies with questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?"

"Tie the Indian to my back", the Pakistani answers.

[shehzada4U]

Originally Posted by mfaraz

A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Malaysianin Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden Saudi police entered and arrested them.

But, as it was a nationalholiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving20 lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "I allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and then
said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.

The India n guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back".

But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again. Sheikh turned to Pakistani and said: "You are from a brother country, so you can have 2 wishes!"

"Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the pakistani replies.

"My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes."
"If you so desire", the Sheikh replies with questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?"

"Tie the Indian to my back", the Pakistani answers.

very nice dear and thanks for your previous compliment.

[Faraz]

u always welcome brother

[shehzada4U]

[b]

KISI NAY PATHAN SAY US KI UMAR POOCHI

PAHTAN BOALA: 20 SAAL

PHIR AISA HOWA K 20 SAL OR GUZAR GAYE

USI AADMI NAY PHIR POOCHA

PATHAN BOLA: 20 SAAL

PHIR U HOWA K 40 SAL OR GUZAR GYE

ITIFAQAN USI AADMI NAY PHIR UMAR POCHI USI PATHAN SAY

PATHAN BOLA: 20 SAAL

US AADMI KO KUCH BHI SAMAJH NI AYA

US NE POOCHA K BHAI AJ SAY 20 SAL PEHLAY BHI TERI UMAR 20 SAL THI OR AB CHUNKEH 40 SAL OR GUZAR GYE HAIN TUMHARI UMAR TU 80 SAL HONI CHAHIAY

YE 20 HE KASAY?

PATHAN BARAY FAKHER SAY BOLAY:

KHAANA KHARAB TAIRY KO PATA NI PATHAN KA AIK HE ZABAN HOTA HAY

20 BATAYA TU 20 HE RAHEAY GA.

[La Ha$!L]

Niceeeeeeeeeeeee

[shehzada4U]

Originally Posted by Alveena

Niceeeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks dear 4Ur compliment possitively.

[shehzada4U]

BOY FRIEND: TUMHAARAY GAR GAYA THA,

MUJHAY NEHE LAGTAA, HAMARI SHAADI HOPAYE GI

GIRL FRIEND:
KION?

MAIRAY PAPA SAY MILAY KIA?

BOY FRIEND: NEHE TUMHARI BEHEN SAY!