[sweeetchilli]

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy..!!!

[sweeetchilli]

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Did you understand me?
Son: No!!!

[Zaino]

Originally Posted by sweeetchilli

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy..!!!

[Zaino]

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son
of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."



Cheers.....

[Lovely Fairy]

Originally Posted by Zaino

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son
of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."



Cheers.....

hahahahah tooo funny.....lolz.
thanks 4 sharing.

[sweeetchilli]

Gud joke!!!

[MirzaKamran]

Originally Posted by Zaino

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son
of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."



Cheers.....

nice lolz zaino

[Zaino]

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[MirzaKamran]

Originally Posted by Zaino

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[Zaino]

Once three turtles decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there,they realized they had forgotten the soda.




The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.




A week went by,then a month, finally a year,two turtles said: oh,come on, lets eat the snacks.



.
.
.
.
.
Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said:
If you do,I wont go! ......

[Kool Guy]

Originally Posted by sweeetchilli

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Did you understand me?
Son: No!!!

[Kool Guy]

Originally Posted by Zaino

Once three turtles decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there,they realized they had forgotten the soda.




The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.




A week went by,then a month, finally a year,two turtles said: oh,come on, lets eat the snacks.



.
.
.
.
.
Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said:
If you do,I wont go! ......

hahahahhaha lols

[Faraz]

Originally Posted by Zaino

Once three turtles decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there,they realized they had forgotten the soda.




The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.


A week went by,then a month, finally a year,two turtles said: oh,come on, lets eat the snacks.



.
.
.
.
.
Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said:
If you do,I wont go! ......

hahhahahahaahhahahahahahah

[Zaino]

1 morning,a mother went in to wake up her son.
'Wake up,son. Its time to go to school!'

Son:No,I don't want to go.!!

Mother:Give me 2 reasons why u don't want to
go.

Son:Well, the kids hate me for 1, and the teachers hate me,too!


Mother:Thats no reason; come on now and
get ready.


Son:Give me 2 reasons why I should go to
school.


Mother:Well, first....
You are 52 yrs. old
And
Secondly.... You are the Principal ...!!

[Lovely Fairy]

Originally Posted by Zaino

1 morning,a mother went in to wake up her son.
'Wake up,son. Its time to go to school!'

Son:No,I don't want to go.!!

Mother:Give me 2 reasons why u don't want to
go.

Son:Well, the kids hate me for 1, and the teachers hate me,too!


Mother:Thats no reason; come on now and
get ready.


Son:Give me 2 reasons why I should go to
school.


Mother:Well, first....
You are 52 yrs. old
And
Secondly.... You are the Principal ...!!

hahahaha tooo funny...thanks for sharing..

[Zaino]

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.

The lawyer thundered, Have u ever been
married?

Yes, sir, said the witness in a low voice.
"Once".

Lawyer: Whom did u marry?

Witness: Well, a
woman.

The lawyer said angrily, Of course, u married a
woman.


Did u ever hear of anyone marrying a man?


Witness: My sister did.

[sweeetchilli]

Good joke...!