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BUSH IN PRIMARY SCHOOL
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GEORGE BUSH GOES TO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR.

AFTER HIS TALK HE OFFERS

QUESTION TIME.ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND AND GEORGE ASKS HIM

WHAT IS YOUR NAME IS.


"BOB".



AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB?

I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS.


FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF THE UN?

SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES?

AND

THIRD,WHAT HAPPEND TO OSAMA BIN LADEN?



JUST THEN THE BELL RINGS FOR RECESS.

GEORGE BUSH INFORMS THE KIDDIES THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE AFTER RECESS.



WHEN THEY RESUME GEORGE SAY,OK WHERE WERE WE?


OH THAT,S RIGHT....... ...

QUESTION TIME.

WHO HAS A QUESTION?


A DIFFERENT LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND.

GEORGE POINTS HIM OUT AND ASKS HIM WHAT HIS NAME IS?

"STEVE"


AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION STEVE?

I HAVE 5 QUESTIONS.


FIRST,WHY DID THE USA INVADE IRAQ WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF UN?

SECOND,WHY ARE YOU PRESIDENT WHEN AL GORE GOT MORE VOTES?

THIRD,WHAT HAPPENED TO OSAMA BIN LADEN?

FOURTH,WHY DID THE RECESS BELL GO 20 MINUTES EARLY?

AND FIFTH,


WHERE IS "BOB".

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