mr.santa's

pinky@punjabi · #1 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:32 AM

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child

alway khush rahain

pinky@punjabi · #2 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:34 AM

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Khu$h! · #3 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child

alway khush rahain

hahahahahahahahaha.....best 1

pinky@punjabi · #4 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:34 AM

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

pinky@punjabi · #5 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afsana

hahahahahahahahaha.....best 1

thanks and
welcum

thanku again

pinky@punjabi · #6 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:40 AM

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si ...!

pinky@punjabi · #7 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:41 AM

santa's wife : Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti?
Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye.

pinky@punjabi · #8 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:42 AM

santa 2 his friend: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
friend: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
santa: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

pinky@punjabi · #9 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:44 AM

Santa: yaar ik pizza pack kar day
Waiter: is de 4 piece karan ya 8
Santa: 4 hi kar de 8 nahi Khady janday

pinky@punjabi · #10 (**permalink**) 16-09-2007, 02:46 AM

santa's friend: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Kool Guy · #11 (**permalink**) 17-09-2007, 12:26 AM

lols hahaha

yeh aap sardaron k peechay hath dho ker kioun parh gayi hain

fairnas · #12 (**permalink**) 17-09-2007, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

santa 2 his friend: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
friend: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
santa: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

pinky@punjabi · #13 (**permalink**) 17-09-2007, 12:42 AM

nahi to un kay joke sab ko hasatay hain is lea warna to bohat smart hotay hai woo (aur kisi aur kay peechay hath dho k parh nahi sakti na )

pinky@punjabi · #14 (**permalink**) 17-09-2007, 12:43 AM

santa was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
his father asked him: What are you doing
santa: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

fairnas · #15 (**permalink**) 17-09-2007, 12:43 AM

pinky@punjabi · #16 (**permalink**) 17-09-2007, 12:46 AM

thankz
kool guy and fairnas
God bless ya

pinky@punjabi · #17 (**permalink**) 17-09-2007, 12:48 AM

santa ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
santa: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
santa: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.