[MirzaKamran]

Banta Singh fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her. After much thinking he asked, "Sujata, would you like to be the mother of my children?" Manjit Singh replied, "Why not? How many have you?"

[MirzaKamran]

1-Wash Basin A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

2-Three Engines Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

3-Detective Job Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.


4-Guooonn, Guooonn Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

5-Urine Test Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test.
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6-Bihari-Sardar A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because he knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?"


7-Wrong Answer Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at DEMAN CONSTRUCTION office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to Reddy". Santa: And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Punjab I should get the job!" Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong. "Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put down 'I don't know' as the answer. And you wrote 'Neither do I'!"

8-Road to Station Sardarji praising his son who is a Civil engineer, who just laid a road near his house. "Wow! This is terrific! Look at the job he has done! The distance from my house to the railway station is the same as the railway station to my house!!!!!!!!"
9-Green TV Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

10-Just a second Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

11-Salary Expected Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes.

12-Crocodile Boots Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims: "71st and *again* barefoot!"

[t3xPeRt]

Sardar jee beemar hotey hein... Doctor check kerney se pehley pochta hey k kia hoa inhein.

Sardar jee ka beta kehta hey............... pata nai jee kee hoya. per sawer toon abba viberation tey lagaya aey

[MirzaKamran]

Originally Posted by Texpert Appii

Sardar jee beemar hotey hein... Doctor check kerney se pehley pochta hey k kia hoa inhein.

Sardar jee ka beta kehta hey............... pata nai jee kee hoya. per sawer toon abba viberation tey lagaya aey

[pinky@punjabi]

sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

[Khu$h!]

hahahahahahaha...good 1 Pinky

[pinky@punjabi]

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

[pinky@punjabi]

thankz
God bless ya
app nay apna fav share nahi kiya

[Khu$h!]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

thankz
God bless ya
app nay apna fav share nahi kiya

ur welcum.....keroon gi ..lekin abhi shayad na ker sakoon....kal keroon gi Inshallah...

[pinky@punjabi]

QUOTE=Afsana;1031356]ur welcum.....keroon gi ..lekin abhi shayad na ker sakoon....kal keroon gi Inshallah...[/quote]
ok
tata

[Khu$h!]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

QUOTE=Afsana;1031356]ur welcum.....keroon gi ..lekin abhi shayad na ker sakoon....kal keroon gi Inshallah...

ok
tata[/quote]App jaa rahi ho...tc
ok Allah Hafiz...

[pinky@punjabi]

yap kal miltay hai bye c ya
tata ty bye bye
God blessya

[Khu$h!]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

yap kal miltay hai bye c ya
tata ty bye bye
God blessya

Inshallah...tc...Khuda Hafiz

[MirzaKamran]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

[MirzaKamran]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

[Badnaam]

sardar jii's wife: jab aap ko thand lagti hai to aap kya kartay hain
Sardar jii: Heater k pass baith jaata hoon
wife: agar phir bhi thand lagay to
sardar jii: to heater on kar leta hoon

[pinky@punjabi]

Originally Posted by mirzakamran

thanku
God bless ya

[pinky@punjabi]

QUOTE=Badnaam;1077141]sardar jii's wife: jab aap ko thand lagti hai to aap kya kartay hain
Sardar jii: Heater k pass baith jaata hoon
wife: agar phir bhi thand lagay to
sardar jii: to heater on kar leta hoon[/quote]

nice 1
God bless ya