[MirzaKamran]

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball

into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it

and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If

you release me from this trap, I will grant



you three wishes."



The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank

you, but I failed to mention that there was a

condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish

for, your husband will get times ten!"



The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she

wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize

that this wish will also make
our husband the most

handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will

flock to".



The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the

most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for

me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the

world! For her second wish, she wanted to be

the richest woman in the world.



The frog said, "That will make your husband the

richest man in the world. And he will be ten times

richer than you."



The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is

his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the

richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired

about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a

mild heart attack."




Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with

them.



Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke

for you.



Stop here and continue feeling good.



Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his

wife!!!





Moral of the story: Women think

they're really smart. Let them continue to think that

way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it

only goes to show that women never listen!!!