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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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A man asked from sardarji:- Why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''

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Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

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Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.

Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

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[shazil]

very good
hehehehehehehehehehe

[MirzaKamran]

Originally Posted by shazil

very good
hehehehehehehehehehe

thanks jeeeeeeeee