[kokab]

Smart Sardar ji
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *


A Sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, what's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike. Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; empty them out and find nothing in them but sand. He detains the Sardarji overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the sand into new bags, heaves them on to the Sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?

'Sand,' says the Sardarji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardarji, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardar ji, doesn't show up and one day and the guard meet him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. 'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?' The Sardarji, sips his Lassi and says, 'bikes'. . . . . . . . . . . .



SARDAR bhi smart hote hai

[Kool Guy]

[eleni]

Heheheehehehhehhe

[MirzaKamran]

Hahaha Nice yar

[pinky@punjabi]

Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si…

[pinky@punjabi]

nice thrd sorry em new here don know much but dil kea msg post karnay ka hope its ok wid u
Take care n b happy
God bless ya all

[fairnas]

Originally Posted by kokab

Smart Sardar ji
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *


A Sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, what's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike. Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; empty them out and find nothing in them but sand. He detains the Sardarji overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the Sardarji, puts the sand into new bags, heaves them on to the Sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?

'Sand,' says the Sardarji. Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardarji, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardar ji, doesn't show up and one day and the guard meet him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. 'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?' The Sardarji, sips his Lassi and says, 'bikes'. . . . . . . . . . . .



SARDAR bhi smart hote hai

[kokab]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

nice thrd sorry em new here don know much but dil kea msg post karnay ka hope its ok wid u
Take care n b happy
God bless ya all

u r welcome

[Kool Guy]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si…

[pinky@punjabi]

thank u v v much kokab g n kool guy

[pinky@punjabi]

papu: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya.
Banta: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu?
------------

sardar g di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya.

[kokab]

Friend:sardar g agar apki bivi ko bhoot utha kar lay jae to ap kia kro gay?.
Sardar g:very simple main ki karna hai galti bhoot ki hai vo khud bhugtay

[MirzaKamran]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si…

[MirzaKamran]

Originally Posted by kokab

Friend:sardar g agar apki bivi ko bhoot utha kar lay jae to ap kia kro gay?.
Sardar g:very simple main ki karna hai galti bhoot ki hai vo khud bhugtay

haha nice yar

[pinky@punjabi]

papu,Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
banta shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

[pinky@punjabi]

sardar g-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
sardar g: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Sardar g: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

[Kool Guy]

lols nice keep sharing!!

[pinky@punjabi]

QUOTE=mirzakamran;1023354][/quote]

God bless ya

[pinky@punjabi]

Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

[Kool Guy]

Originally Posted by pinky@punjabi

thank u v v much kokab g n kool guy

yur welcome !!