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04-08-2007, 11:09 AM
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| Sada Hanstein Raho Ji Bhar ke One day the Master of Poltry farm Said: Aaj sab Murghiyan 2 Ande dengi Jisne 2 Ande nahi dye us ka khana band. At the evening he saw all hens gave 2 eggs excepts 1 he said: Kion bay 2 ande dene k leye kaha tha 1 kion dya. Response: Bari Mushkil se aik nikala hain bhai main Murgha Hoon…….. ………………………………………. Yours Faraz Mfaraz102@yahoo.com 0334-9221760    |
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04-08-2007, 01:20 PM
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| ohho bahut khoob kia bat hai   
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04-08-2007, 05:28 PM
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| Re: Sada Hanstein Raho Ji Bhar ke Quote:
apki DHAMKI say MURGA bhi anday day deeta hay, bhai jan, app ADMIN ko wapis la saktey hein iss FORUM par
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05-08-2007, 12:28 PM
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 Aik Bewaqoof dosre bewawoof se agar tum yeh bata do ke mere paas kia hai tu sare Ande tumhare aur agar tum ye bata do ke kitne hai tu bees ke bees tere Dosra bewaqoof: Bhai youn nahi pata chalta kuch aata pata tu batawo Pehla Bewaqof: Sofaid ke andar Lal lal Hai Dosra Bewaqof: Acha main samaje gaya Molyo ke andar Gajare Hai. ....................... Faraz mfaraz102@yahoo.com 0334-9221760  |
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08-08-2007, 09:13 AM
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 Teachr ne ghar par kam karne ke leye dete howa kaha “Susti kia Hai” is par har larkha 3 jumle lekh kar laye Dosre din Teacher ne aik copy uthayi Is main pehli satar par kuch nahi lekha tha Dosri satar par bi kuch nahi lekha tah Tesri main lekha tah “yeh hai Susti” ………………………………………. Yours Faraz Mfaraz102@yahoo.com 0334-9221760  |
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11-08-2007, 12:08 AM
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13-08-2007, 03:01 AM
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13-08-2007, 03:05 AM
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| Aik Aadmi Bathroom Main Gaya Aur 1 hour baad nikla. Bahir bethay jamadar ne ussay kaha. 20 rupay do. Aadmi bola: Main bathroom main betha tha Net Cafe main nahi...
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13-08-2007, 03:06 AM
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| American: A baby in our country had no legs. We put artificial legs on him, he is an athlete now.... Russian: A baby in our country had no arms. We put artificial arms on him, he is a boxer now... Pakistani: A baby in our country had no brain. We put a coconut in his head, he is our president now..
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16-08-2007, 11:46 AM
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22-09-2007, 10:47 AM
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| 3 pagal train main safar kar rahe the. Train ahista hone lagi tu aik pagal ne kaha lagta hai Paye main hawa kam hogayi hai Ye sun kar dosra bola nahi sayed tyre panchar ho gaya hai Jab train ruki tu tesre ne kaha Ghazab ho gaya koi train ke tyre aur tube hi utar ke legaya.
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22-09-2007, 10:49 AM
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| Guard railway station master ke daftar main dakhil howa aur kehne laga sar aik dehati hamari passenger ke bare main shikayat le kar aaya hai Is bewaqoof ki koi bakri ya beens train ke neeche a kar mar gayi hogi ab wo railway ke makhkame se harjana wasool karne ke chakar main hoga is ko bata do ke railway is qisam ke hadsoon par har jana har gis adda nahi karta ghalti in dehaton ki apni hoti hai Guard staion master ki baat kaat kar bola Sar masla ye nahi hai dehati ka kehna hai ke train jab is ke kheton se guzarti hai tu musafir ghari se utar kar is ki beenso ka doodh nikal kar dobara train main sawar ho jate hai. Wo request kar raha hai ke train ki kuch rafter barha ki jaye
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29-09-2007, 10:42 AM
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| Aik truk dirver ne aik resturant ke qareeb taruk rooka aur khana khane ke leye andar chala gaya Aik khali table par baitne ke us ne apne leye coffee cream roll aur samose talab keye Waiter ne matloba cheezen us ke samne la kar rakh di Achanak 3 cycle sawar waha aaye auk ne samoson ki palate uthyi aur samosa kha liya Dosre ne coffee pee li Teesre ne cream roll kha leya Taruk driver ne in se aik lafz bi nahi kaha aur counter par ja kar tamam cheezon ki qeemat aada kar di aur taruk start kar ke waha se chalta bana Cycle sawaron ke sar ghuna ne fala shaqaf nara laga kar kaha Is buzdil aadmi ko tu mardangi cho kar bi nahi guzri Tum theek kehte ho restaurant ka malik bola Isse sahi toor par driving bi nahi aati Wo be-waqoof tum teeno ki cyclon ko kuchalta howa gaya hai
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29-09-2007, 03:32 PM
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| Do rohain asman per pohanchi to dusry rooh nain pehly Rooh sey pucha “Tum kaisey Mary” pehly nain kaha “Main hairat sey Mara hoin”pehly nain dusray sey pucha “Tum kis tarha maray ho?” dusray nain kaha “Tahnd sey” Dusray nain phley sey pucha “Tum hairat sey kaisey Maray ho?” pehly nain kaha “Mein aik din office sey ghar Lota to darwazy kai pass mein nain suna ka meri biwi Kisi gair mard sey batain kar rahi hai. Mein nain ghusay Sey dawaza katkataya to mery biwi nain darwaza khoola To mein nain us sey pucha “Ka tum kis sey batain kar Rahin thin?” us nain kaha “Mein nain to kisi sey bhi baat Nain ki” to mein ghar mein us shakas ko dhundna shuroo Kar dia. mein nain beds kai nechay, perday kai pechay har Kahin usay dhunda per woo mugha Na Mila to mein Hairat sey mar Gaya Kun kai mein nai usay batay kartay Suna tha.” Pehly ki kahani sun kar dusra fooran gusay Sey bola “Agar tum freg kohl kar deekh letay to Na mein Tahnd sey Marta, aur Na tum hairat sey!”
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29-09-2007, 03:33 PM
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| aik din aik bacha neend sey utha to KIA deekhta hai kay Bachay ka bap bachay ki Pani Wali pistol choor ki Kanpati per Taney karain hain aur bechara choor dar aur Khuf sey thar thar kanp raha tha bachay nain yeh Suratihal deekhi too fooran bhag kay Gaya aur atay sath Hi baph sey keehnai laga “aba gi! Yeh lein pistol mein pani To dal lain asay nahin chalti!”
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29-09-2007, 03:33 PM
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| baph baiti sey “batao mirch mein koon sey vitamins pai Jatay hai?”Baiti papa vitamin ‘c’” to baph nain baiti sey Poocha kai tumhain kaisey pata chala kay mirch mein Vitamin ‘c’ pai jatay hai?”Baiti nain kaha “kun kai ham Mirch kah kar ‘ccccc’ kartain hain”
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29-09-2007, 03:34 PM
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| aik Pakistani angraiz kay hotel mein jata hai to Angraiz Pakistani sey poochta hai ka kahnain mein KIA Kahoo gai? To Pakistani kehta hai ka kargoosh Tal kai Lay aao to angraiz Pakistani sey poochta hai kai Yeh Kargoosh KIA hoota hai? To Pakistani kehta hai kai us Kai doo lambay lambay kaan hootay hai aur wooh pohdaq Pohdaq kai chalta hai to angraiz nein kaha Yeh to Hamaray ghar boohat pai gatay hain.thoori deer bad gab Angraiz wapas ata hai to angraiz kehta hai key Yeh lo Kargoosh kah loo gab Pakistani kah leta hai too angraiz Kehta hai ai yeh kargoosh to hamin subha boohat tang Kartain hai miooo mioo kar kay
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29-09-2007, 03:34 PM
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| Doo Pathan mar gai aik ka nam yaseen aur dusray ka Nam Ikhlas tha to gab woo upper Pohanchay too Farishtay nain gab pehly see us ka nam pucha too pehly Wale nain kaha ka ikhlas too farishtay nain kaha kay Surat ikhlas too sunaoo us nain Surat suna dee to Farishtay nain kaha acha ab tum jaoo jab farishtay nain Dusray sey us ka nam pucha too us nain kaha ‘waisey to Maira nam yaseen hai per loog hum KO pear sey koosar Ketee hai’
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29-09-2007, 03:35 PM
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| last wala parhna zarooor
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01-10-2007, 12:53 AM
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