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sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau bahar kutta khada hai :)


gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke haathi niche se bola tum uper kya kar rahe ho gadha: kuch nahi ganna kha raha hu hathi:magar ye aam ka ped hai gadha:pata hai main ganna saath me laya hun


Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji.


Ek janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai, baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte, Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge mauskraywnge


Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai

Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise


dil main basa hai pyar tera,aakhon mein hai tasavir teri jab yaad aati hai teri,hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY


Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye

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