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Old 21-08-2008, 11:00 AM
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In the hotel room

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Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kuudh kar jaan dena chati hai.


Manager: so .. Sir what can I do?


Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:02 AM
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bhabhiiiiiiiii ki jaan ko khatraaaaaaa .....

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Old 21-08-2008, 11:22 AM
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beta honey do tumhari shadi, wo wo afwahain apni choti bhabhi ko doonga ke tumharye do kanon main sir ho jaega
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:28 AM
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beta honey do tumhari shadi, wo wo afwahain apni choti bhabhi ko doonga ke tumharye do kanon main sir ho jaega
Nadeem Bhae agar saboot aur chashmadeed gawah chahiye to bata dena
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:42 AM
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beta honey do tumhari shadi, wo wo afwahain apni choti bhabhi ko doonga ke tumharye do kanon main sir ho jaega
shukriyaa apnay apne IRADO se mujhey khabardar kar diyaaa ... ab to meray pas writen statement hay ap ki .... is par to ap ko pata haina kya kya ho sakta hai
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Nadeem Bhae agar saboot aur chashmadeed gawah chahiye to bata dena

wah wah.. kya khoob shair yaad aya hay

arz hai..

"teer kha kar dekha jooo AHOOO gah ki taraaf
apnay hi dosto se mulaqat ho gayeee..... ""


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iski Tashreeh karen
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Old 21-08-2008, 11:57 AM
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may kuch nahi kar raha ho ... phir eik new ILZAM meray sar aajaye ga
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lekin likha kiya hai wo???meri samjh nahi aa raha
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chalo ye shair samajh nahi aya to eik or ap ki KHIDMAT may arz hai

"jin pe kya takya wohi patay hawa denay lagay"...

agar ye bhi na samajh aye to eik or pesh-e-nazar ap ki khidmat may


"jin k hoan tum dost dushman us ka asman kyo ho"
(sahi tarah se ye wala shair yad nahi more or less isi tarah hai)


agar phir bhi samajh na aye too... phir tum ho hi NASAMAJH
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"jin pe kya takya wohi patay hawa denay lagay"...

agar ye bhi na samajh aye to eik or pesh-e-nazar ap ki khidmat may

yeh samjh aa gaya..yeh to maine apko sunaya tha isliye yad hai muje..

Shurkiya..
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hence proved tumhe DOSRAY ke nahi sirf APNI hi kahe howi baat SAMAJH ati hai....

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haan to is maiy kiya buraee hai AB??ab yeh nahi kehna ke "R U TRYING TO SHOW ME" that u are samjhdar...khair.......
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[size="3"]han AB tumhe IS may kya BURAYE nazar aige ..burayan to DOSRO may hi hoti hai ...

NO... i just proved that i m @samajhdar/SIZE]
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzz nice 1........
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