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21-07-2008, 07:42 PM
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 CHALLENGE! u cant answer :P If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? What's the speed of dark? If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? If you run backwards will you gain weight? If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? Can a blind person feel blue? How can a house burn up when it burns down? Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? How do you know when a Smurf suffocates? Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular? If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know? In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same? Why does O stand for a hug? Why is the alphabet in that order? How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water? Why are they called stands when there made for sitting? Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them? Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites? If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it? Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires? Is it possible to have a civil-war? If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2? Do tea makers have coffee breaks? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do they announce power shortages on TV? Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime? Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? How can batteries die? If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it? Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Can you answer it? CHALLENGE HAI BHAI CHALLENGE  
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21-07-2008, 07:46 PM
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| lolzzz nice :D |
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21-07-2008, 07:49 PM
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| hehehe :D answer karen :D
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21-07-2008, 07:52 PM
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| if a turtle doesnt have a shell... its naked ! :D
__________________  So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night |
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21-07-2008, 07:53 PM
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21-07-2008, 07:56 PM
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| Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? answer: It was a Parental Advice :D lolz
__________________ So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night |
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21-07-2008, 07:57 PM
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__________________ So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night |
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21-07-2008, 08:01 PM
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| haha Can a blind person feel blue? Answer: lolz, yeah he can feel all blues.. only if he has other senses alive... :D
__________________ So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night |
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21-07-2008, 08:01 PM
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| these are so mazay k ..... thnx for sharing : )
__________________ So many times, it happens too fast You change your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night |
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21-07-2008, 08:10 PM
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| If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? surely have dreamed :D How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? just like indian team, only 1 player needs to get out quickly to loose the match n the whole team needs to try hard to win the match :D Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? hmm...ki pata mainu What's the speed of dark? 10e10^20 If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? kyun k duniya mein baiwquf b hain bht se ;) If you run backwards will you gain weight? lol lemme try If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? bcaz girls need sum1 to talk wid all the time...lol What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? I just go to washroom lolzzzCan a blind person feel blue? yeah why not ? How can a house burn up when it burns down? kisi ka ghar jala k dekhna parega yeh funda Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? i always tell the truth ;) How do you know when a Smurf suffocates? it stops moving :D Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular? bas yeh loog kya kahain yaar... If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know? itna sar kaun khapayai :S In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same? yeah they r same when they r related to feminine gender Why does O stand for a hug? bcaz X stands for a kiss :D Why is the alphabet in that order? taray zameeen parrrrr How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water? kr k bataon ga... Why are they called stands when there made for sitting? hahaha iska jawab akelay mein dun ga hahahaha.... Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? what ? lol When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? smile u r on candid camera Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them? haha nahi nahi siliyai k jab garam garam peh zuban laga lo ge tu zuban chipkay g nahi Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites? in what sense ??? If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it? who says its terrific :S Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires? naaaa Is it possible to have a civil-war? yup :D star plus peh hoti hai daily :D If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2? bcaz ronaldo is no.9 :D Do tea makers have coffee breaks? yeah :D ghar ki murghi daal barabar lagti hia isliyai lol Can fat people go skinny-dipping? hmm... Why do they announce power shortages on TV? humain tu koi announcement nahi milti :( Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime? naaaaa Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? lol shaid dab daba k chal jayai :D How can batteries die? pouch k batata hoon If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? -2 :D Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? lol english b kisi jahil insan ne banayi thi lol Why is abbreviated such a long word? kaha na english jahil insan ne banayi thi Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it? pangay tu lenay hotay haina... Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? Emblem99 ka :S Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'? mkjan b Dr ahin kuch bool nahi sakta :( Would a fly without wings be called a walk? no, crawl :D If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? answered.... Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? yeah sure why can't they... Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? takay sukoon ki maut maray sala lol Can you answer it? kr tu diyai hian answer :D |
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21-07-2008, 08:31 PM
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 Wah Wah Bhai! Wah Wah!     VERY GOOD U BOTH.....Ultay phultay answers :D:)
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22-07-2008, 03:31 AM
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| If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? --> Easy: Failure. If you SUCCEED in something you are AIMING to FAIL, then you have FAILED trying to FAIL at that thing. You're all idiots  How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? --> One careless match starts a fire because your not trying to mess up Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? --> Because it is the time of day when most people are rushing to and from work What's the speed of dark? -->Dark is not real it is the lack of light...... Darkness has no energy. It is not a wave or particle, it is actually nothing so you cannot define a speed for darkness as it is not there, it cannot be emitted or travel spacetime in any way darkness has no speed....speed is mesured in light increments If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working? --> Physics has nothing to do with the lottery........ unless you want to calculate the velocity of the balls in the lotto machine..... If you run backwards will you gain weight? --> running backwards .....ithink u'll go back in time....According to Einstein, if you run backwards at the speed of light you will approach infinite mass, as seen by a stationary observer.So.... yeah. I guess so. Baqi k jawab phir kabhi |
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22-07-2008, 07:18 AM
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| Well tried to not to go throu other's answers so can say what I want to ..but still took a look at few already :) khair .... If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Nothing .. cz failed to fail How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Because it was never intended :) Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour? Its rush hour for ppl I guess What's the speed of dark? Inversely proportional to speed of lite If you run backwards will you gain weight? Yes I’ll ..but surely will lose something else (part) from my body …lol If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends? to sustain their popularity What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice? I'll get use to of it :) Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed? Yes ... Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular? To cut its cost In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same? May be they take advantage of both :) just like us Why does O stand for a hug? Because he (O) can’t hug while sitting. Why are they called stands when there made for sitting? Because they keep standing while we sit Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? No …. When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Meeee :) Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites? guy is already smarter Do tea makers have coffee breaks? Yes ... to break the rule of coffee for the tea Why do they announce power shortages on TV? So that no one can get ready for it :) Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Lol … try to give the CPR to the dead batteries How can batteries die? heart attack most probably If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? -2 degree Why is abbreviated such a long word? Because it cuts the other short ..just like long knife Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'? “Subject” to any Practice is nervous Would a fly without wings be called a walk? No. then. It will be called Fly-less If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? Homeless … isi leye tu neck n legs ander ker leta hey jab bahar aaney ka mood nahi hota ..yani “CLOSED” Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? So that they can shield themselves :) (not being accused ) baqi aaeenda may be :)
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22-07-2008, 07:29 AM
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chalo gee ...scientific answers denay they!! n me thought its all for fun :))
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22-07-2008, 07:41 AM
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| How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? because watched pot doesnt boil
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22-07-2008, 01:41 PM
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| LOLZee yar u all r so funny
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24-07-2008, 05:20 AM
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24-07-2008, 10:10 AM
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| lol ... dil pey hi tu lena hey ...yani jo dil chahey kaho ... no mind game basically but still it counts tht how ur mind gonna shine here :)
__________________ ........................................ little changes bring the BIG ones ... so let's get changed right from the individual level to change the whole picture Verbal Impression lasts longer n matters more than Visual Impression so be thoughtful about it ...........AQUARIAN........... |
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