[HULK]

A man at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!



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Question: What is the full form of math's.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students



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Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!



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Teacher to Student : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times.

Student : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.



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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise



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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,

But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !



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[eleni]

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[HULK]

you are welcome and thanx for liking :)

[Enigma]

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Thnx 4 Sharing :0)

[HULK]

welcome guriya:)