[Lady Mystique]

How To Recruit The Center Person For The JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door

Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation

If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing,

If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in product.

If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning,

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in information Technology

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved.
Put them in sales.

If they have already left for The day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In top management.

[untruefeelings]

ha ha ha thnkz

[HULK]

wah wah lady mystique, maza aa gaya
funny joke:)
i was applying it on me in office and realized, i may get fired

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by untruefeelings

ha ha ha thnkz

Ure Wlecome .. thanx for reading :)

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by Emblem99

wah wah lady mystique, maza aa gaya
funny joke:)
i was applying it on me in office and realized, i may get fired

thanku Nadeem bhai ... am glad u enjoyed it :)

hhahahhahha@ fired abhi nahin ..jab aap apni company banaenge na ..tab apply kejieyga ..

:

[HULK]

haan yehi soch raha hoon ke tub apply keroon aur as a result banai hui company tumhain de ker tumharye haan main nokri keroonga
is liyeh abhi se Lady is my BOSS.....haan jee to boss kiya hukam hai?

lolz:D

[Kool Guy]

lols nice 1

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by Emblem99

haan yehi soch raha hoon ke tub apply keroon aur as a result banai hui company tumhain de ker tumharye haan main nokri keroonga
is liyeh abhi se Lady is my BOSS.....haan jee to boss kiya hukam hai?

lolz:D

Hehhhehehe ..... Filhal sabkelie yahi hukm hai k Stay Safe N Stay HappY :)


N maiko bhoolna nahin

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by Kool Guy

lols nice 1

Thankkkuuu :)

[sharp]

Hmm!!.......... Those who Can Find out!...... Dimound's!!.........Need Only 1 mint to hit!..........
anyway NiCe One!!!...................

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by sharp

Hmm!!.......... Those who Can Find out!...... Dimound's!!.........Need Only 1 mint to hit!..........
anyway NiCe One!!!...................

Righto.... :)

Thanx..

[HULK]

Originally Posted by Lady Mystique

Hehhhehehe ..... Filhal sabkelie yahi hukm hai k Stay Safe N Stay HappY :)


N maiko bhoolna nahin

arey manal beta tumhain kon bhool sakta hai?:)
kabhi nahin:)
khairiat se jao aur phir jaldi se wapis ao:)
main tumhara intezaar besabri se karoonga:)
jeeti raho:)
and have a safe flight:)

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by Emblem99

arey manal beta tumhain kon bhool sakta hai?:)
kabhi nahin:)
khairiat se jao aur phir jaldi se wapis ao:)
main tumhara intezaar besabri se karoonga:)
jeeti raho:)
and have a safe flight:)

Awww Thanku Nadeem Bhai

[HULK]

u r welcome beta:)

[rani_amber]

lolzzz thnx 4 sharing....

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by rani_amber

lolzzz thnx 4 sharing....

Ur Welcome........

[ASQR]

Emblem. Bro. If u r ever hired than these will be the company benefits.

UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK

DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

PERSONAL DAYS
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

RESTROOM USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

LUNCH BREAK
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week!

THE MANAGEMENT

[Lady Mystique]

Originally Posted by ASQR

Emblem. Bro. If u r ever hired than these will be the company benefits.

UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK

DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

PERSONAL DAYS
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

RESTROOM USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

LUNCH BREAK
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week!

THE MANAGEMENT

Hahahahahahaahaha... niceee .. thanx ASQR :)

[ASQR]

workers sometimes do hard work and it some times backfires.

YouTube - Office Accident

[Enigma]

Lolzzz
Nice 1 :)