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11-06-2008, 02:57 AM
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| Joke For Neo.... A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.  He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.  The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.  The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.  The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.  The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.  Guess which lady he chose to marry? Think like a man . . .  ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? He married the first one ,most beautiful one  Men are Men.... Obviously 
__________________ When the sun shines, we’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be a friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end  Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella  |
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11-06-2008, 02:58 AM
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__________________ When the sun shines, we’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be a friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella |
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11-06-2008, 02:59 AM
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| hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha 
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11-06-2008, 03:00 AM
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| gr888888888888888888888 awesome joke !!!! 100/100
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11-06-2008, 03:03 AM
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| LOlzzzzzzzzzz thanks  ...Neo gaya kaha ?  uske aney se pehley hi mai
__________________ When the sun shines, we’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be a friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella |
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11-06-2008, 03:38 AM
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| LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ITS WONDERFUL!!! AUR NEO PER TU PERFECT FIT HAI.....................   
__________________  “You can shed tears that she is gone, or you can smile because she has lived. You can close your eyes and pray that she'll come back, or you can open your eyes and see all she's left. Your heart can be empty because you can't see her, or you can be full of the love you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday, or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday. You can remember her only that she is gone, or you can cherish her memory and let it live on. You can cry and close your mind, be empty and turn your back. Or you can do what she'd want: smile, open your eyes, love and go on.” |
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11-06-2008, 03:52 AM
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| Hhahahhahahahhahahahhaha!!!! Men are Men.... Obviously ! Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
__________________  WhEn U call On mE WhEn I hEar yOU brEathE I gEt wings to flY I fEEl that I'm alivE... WhEn yOU loOk at mE I can toUch thE skY I knOw that I'm alivE... WhEn yOU blEss the daY I jUst drift awaY All mY wOrriEs diE I'm glad that I'm alivE... I gEt wings to flY God knOws that I'm alivE... *C o l O u r s back intO mY lifE...* |
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11-06-2008, 04:07 AM
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| lolzzz .... very true so is there something in b/w the lines for Neo or about Neo :) ??
__________________ ........................................ little changes bring the BIG ones ... so let's get changed right from the individual level to change the whole picture Verbal Impression lasts longer n matters more than Visual Impression so be thoughtful about it ...........AQUARIAN........... |
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11-06-2008, 04:49 AM
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hahahahhaahhaahhahahahhahaa.. i shared this joke with my work mate. n i asked him to guess which one would he marry.. n he said the same thing.. so i guesss u r right.. MEN r MEN..
__________________  “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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11-06-2008, 04:50 AM
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__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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11-06-2008, 04:50 AM
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__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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11-06-2008, 04:54 AM
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....itna janay ka dawa meray baray may is there something i need to know?? kahi tum wohi to nahi Jo KUMB k melay may bichar gaye thi??? 
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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11-06-2008, 04:55 AM
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no there is nothing in between the lines.. it's all crystlal clear... it's about MEN.. n NEO belongs to male gender 
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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11-06-2008, 05:36 AM
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| Ok fine ... I accept :) aakhir ko saari awaam aap ke peechay haath dho k padi hey
__________________ ........................................ little changes bring the BIG ones ... so let's get changed right from the individual level to change the whole picture Verbal Impression lasts longer n matters more than Visual Impression so be thoughtful about it ...........AQUARIAN........... |
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11-06-2008, 06:05 AM
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| yeh ap ko hath dho kar aye hoi awam lag rahi hay ??  yeh sab hath dho kar nahi .. NAHA DHO KAR pechay lagay hoye hain 
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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11-06-2008, 11:41 AM
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| well joke to acha hai, but haqeeqat se thora duur:) Men are not Men actually, you could have said youg men are young men:) because if a guy is sensible enough, he would marry the third girl:). At least I would go for that third girl:). women who are realist and adaptive are the best life partners.....beauty comes and beauty goes, but what sticks around is the adaptability and realistic appraoch and the fact that not all women are stupid and ofcourse not all men are abysmal:)
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11-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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| pa jiiiiii ..... no need to be serious naa .... ab har men to khubdsurat larki say shadi nahi karta naa i mean to say ab duniya ki har larki to khubusrat nahi haina.. to kya un ki shadi nahi hoti ?? .... ika doka larki hi khubsurat hoti hay hazaro may ...
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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12-06-2008, 05:06 AM
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kash kash kashh aap kehte ke nahi mai aesa nahi sochta lekin wohi na murghey ki aik hi tang ..@ men are men
__________________ When the sun shines, we’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be a friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella |
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12-06-2008, 05:08 AM
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__________________ When the sun shines, we’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be a friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella |
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12-06-2008, 05:10 AM
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