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Old 16-05-2008, 11:40 PM
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Neva lie 2 a woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey. I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."



The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.



The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.



The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.



He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"







You'll love the answer...



















The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH.. NO WONDER I HATE CLEVER WOMEN.....
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Old 17-05-2008, 01:11 AM
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hahahahahahahaha intelligent... neo beware buddy....
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Old 17-05-2008, 01:25 AM
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hahahahahahahaha intelligent... neo beware buddy....
is say ziada beaware ab or kya hogaa??
k akelaa tha akelaa hoo or akelaa rahongaa..
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awww dun b so sad ma janu...main hoon na

bahi galat nahi samjo mujhey... may sado nahi ho
may tumhara bagair bohot khush ho.. n i m sure tum bhi meray bagairr
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nahi tum sahi larkay nahi lag rahain ho.. may nahi jaongaa
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ata ho apnay body guards k sath

KHUD socho eik banda tumharay sath atay hoan itna dar raha hay

ek larki kitna daray giiiiii
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therhoo may zara darhi bharaa looo
zara do char din nahana dhona chor do
phir YUM YUM YUM bhi dekho gaaa
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I'm alright wid dat 2 chiknay bachay aao tu sahi :D
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I'm alright wid dat 2 chiknay bachay aao tu sahi :D
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may jaan par khel jao gaaa APNI AHOO bachanay k lyiaa
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samjh to gaye hoge aap
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samjh to gaye hoge aap
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.. is tarah ki CLEVER women pasand nahi.. jo HUSBAND Ko RANGAY HATHO PAKRAYYY
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.. is tarah ki CLEVER women pasand nahi.. jo HUSBAND Ko RANGAY HATHO PAKRAYYY
hahahhaahhahahhahhahahhahahha
muje apke future mai aik aesi hi Khatoon nazar aa rahi hai

aur is bar aap nahi samjhe hoge i know
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muje apke future mai aik aesi hi Khatoon nazar aa rahi hai

aur is bar aap nahi samjhe hoge i know
tum future dekh saktiiii hooo

.. to samajhaooo mujhey.. may us ko FUTURE ka mOQA hi na do. or PRESENT may hii AHOOO kar doo
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey. I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."



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You'll love the answer...




The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."






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itne chalaaq men k liye esi he chalaq women honi bhi chaheye.......

bht smart ban rahy the na husband.......... GOOD GOOOD
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