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16-05-2008, 11:40 PM
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| Neva lie 2 a woman A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey. I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish. He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?" You'll love the answer... The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."
__________________ You're gonna be a shining star, fancy clothes, fancy car-ars and then you'll see, you're gonna go far cos every1 knows, who you are-are so live your life (ay ay ay) instead of chasing that paper just live your life (oh! ay ay ay) ain't got no time for no haterz.......  |
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17-05-2008, 12:48 AM
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH.. NO WONDER I HATE CLEVER WOMEN.....   
__________________  “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 01:11 AM
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| hahahahahahahaha intelligent... neo beware buddy....
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17-05-2008, 01:25 AM
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k akelaa tha akelaa hoo or akelaa rahongaa..   
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 01:35 AM
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| awww dun b so sad ma janu...main hoon na 
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17-05-2008, 01:38 AM
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| Aa tenu lasssiii pila k lawaa chal mera sher
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17-05-2008, 01:39 AM
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 bahi galat nahi samjo mujhey... may sado nahi ho  may tumhara bagair bohot khush ho.. n i m sure tum bhi meray bagairr
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 01:40 AM
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__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 01:45 AM
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| nahi main tu u k baghair buhut udas hoon...aa ja yaar dar kesa tum koi larki ho
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17-05-2008, 01:48 AM
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| ata ho apnay body guards k sath KHUD socho eik banda tumharay sath atay hoan itna dar raha hay ek larki kitna daray giiiiii 
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 01:51 AM
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| hahahaha phir tu aur b maza ayega body guards hoon ge sath tu yum yum...samajh tu ap gayai hi ho ge 
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17-05-2008, 01:54 AM
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zara do char din nahana dhona chor do phir YUM YUM YUM bhi dekho gaaa
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 02:04 AM
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| I'm alright wid dat 2 chiknay bachay aao tu sahi :D
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17-05-2008, 02:09 AM
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.. may jaan par khel jao gaaa APNI AHOO bachanay k lyiaa
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 02:14 AM
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| hahahahahahaha
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17-05-2008, 02:25 AM
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 samjh to gaye hoge aap 
__________________ When the sun shines, we’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be a friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end  Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella |
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17-05-2008, 02:29 AM
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.. is tarah ki CLEVER women pasand nahi.. jo HUSBAND Ko RANGAY HATHO PAKRAYYY
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 02:43 AM
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muje apke future mai aik aesi hi Khatoon nazar aa rahi hai aur is bar aap nahi samjhe hoge i know 
__________________ When the sun shines, we’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be a friend Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella |
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17-05-2008, 02:50 AM
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.. to samajhaooo mujhey.. may us ko FUTURE ka mOQA hi na do. or PRESENT may hii AHOOO kar doo
__________________ “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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17-05-2008, 04:33 PM
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IMPRESSIVE.......!!!! itne chalaaq men k liye esi he chalaq women honi bhi chaheye....... bht smart ban rahy the na husband.......... GOOD GOOOD |
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