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Old 12-04-2008, 06:21 PM
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Blond jokes

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January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April

Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of

water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June

Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost ****** stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....

car swamped because soft-top was open.

September

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October

Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour

per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!


THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"





(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)





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Old 12-04-2008, 06:28 PM
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hahahahhahaa ...... goood .... :D
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lolz.. nice one...
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hahahahaha nice
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hahhaha the last one was awesOme .... females are females after all.... nut cases :-)
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Old 28-04-2008, 05:32 AM
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hahahaa this is hilarious .. but looks fake.. why would ppl sit (more like jump) like this lolzzzzz
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that is how people test the beds in western societies.
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Watch this one, it is painful but funny

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Watch this, it is funny as it depicts the stupidity of thugs and smarts of old. it is funny and hilarious in one shot.



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