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12-04-2008, 06:21 PM
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| Blond jokes blond jokes January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost ****** stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" Button on the stupid phone!!! THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) "My stupid computer keeps saying "You've Got Mail""    |
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12-04-2008, 06:28 PM
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| hahahahhahaa ...... goood .... :D
__________________ Chaahe Jo Tumhen Poore Dil Se Milta Hai Woh Mushkil Se Aesa Jo Koi Kahin Hai Bas Wohi Sab Se Haseen Hai  Us Haath Ko Tum Thaam Lo Woh Mehrbaan Kal Ho Na Ho .... |
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12-04-2008, 06:33 PM
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| lolz.. nice one...
__________________  “Nothing is given to man on earth - struggle is built into the nature of life, and conflict is possible - the hero is the man who lets no obstacle prevent him from pursuing the values he has CHOSEN.” |
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13-04-2008, 03:17 PM
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| hahahahaha nice
__________________  Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly, And leave the rest to Allah. |
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13-04-2008, 03:55 PM
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| hahhaha the last one was awesOme .... females are females after all.... nut cases :-)
__________________  ye dasht-e-junoon ye pagalpan ye peecha kerti ruswai ye ranj-o-alam yeh hizn-o-malal ye nala-e-shab yeh soz-e-kamaal Dil main Kahin benaam chubhan aur had-e-nazar tak tanhai hum dasht-e-junoon k sodai |
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28-04-2008, 03:54 AM
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| Funny bed Water Bed |
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28-04-2008, 05:32 AM
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28-04-2008, 07:50 PM
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| that is how people test the beds in western societies. |
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29-04-2008, 04:33 AM
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| Watch this one, it is painful but funny used Hot_Iron_Phone |
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30-04-2008, 10:49 AM
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| lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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10-08-2008, 09:53 AM
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| xabardasr
__________________  Chand lamhaat ke waste hi sahi, muskura ker mili thy mujhe Zindagy |
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